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Emerald 🍀
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Emerald 🍀
@madamcondensed
Quiet storm, Corporate gangster.
Solace in Solitude
Joined February 2016
- When we get home boil white rice for me before you go back to Dubai.
- If it didn't close in Unilag it can't close now.This stingy men association na wa ooo... Abeg where can I sign up for Close legs association #Wemoveeee
- Covid-19 palliatives for Festac-Okota was held in a warehouse. Our leaders are wicked.
00:00 - Feminism without proper ORIENTATION is toxicity and witchcraft.
- I’m no longer an independent woman, I want to be a housewife to one Igbo spareparts dealer. My new Career is to do NSPPD, cook soup & raise intelligent children.
- I remember a friend genuinely gave us excuses of why we couldn't be on her bridal train because she wanted slim size 8-10 fair girls so she has paid for models but we'd be asoebi ladies.
- Nnamdi Kanu maybe the devil but I'd rather choose him than the angels that committed war crimes & genocide to my region play me Monsters you made by Burna boy.
- Thinking of buying a Pig. I will give it two names. One for morning and one for evening. Japhet and Omojuwa.
- Replying to @volqxFor those that don't understand . He said him dey wait the day simi go use clear mind reason woman matter, make she no bragado or to dey skempe for person, say e go settle for her ogoo because all these one way she dey do na galampo and okoto meow meow skrrr
