Imagine having to spend the rest of your life with Jake Paul
No better feeling than finding a person who jumps two feet in the air with heels on when you ask them to spend their life with you. I won.
Luke Dutch
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- Ever since tha CEO got murdered hes been using his kid like an armour plate in rebirth hahahaElon Musk arrives Mar-A-Lago New Year's Eve party with Trump
00:00 - Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerousReplying to @PopBaseWho drinks wine while playing games with kids?
- The lesson being that both of them have a girlfriend and you’re a fat lonely cunt hating behind a screen hahahaThere’s a lesson here
- Going to a midnight release for a video game you’re excited for has to be a top 10 human experience ever
- The more time I spend around my 9 year old niece makes me realise that at her age I had absolutely 0 reason murdering thousands of innocent civilians at an airport with my Russian comrades
- He doesn’t go to parties because he is a Lamborghini being roadblocked by sheep
- Call of duty should collab with google maps and let players design maps around their own neighbourhoods. 6v6 Search & Destroy in your local boozer would revive the franchise entirely
- My first time seeing a seesawCould go either way this
- 10 minutes before pro clubs with the boys vs 10 minutes into pro clubs with the boys
- Always loved dolphin’s great animals
What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?- I have a really cool idea for cynical fouls and dissent. It’s called a yellow cardBlue cards and sin-bins will be trialed in football, per @TeleFootball Players will be removed from the pitch for 10 minutes for cynical fouls and dissent.
