So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?
Jon Stewart
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- This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!! We've learned nothing from 2008. Love StewBeef
- Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.
- Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy…
- I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.
- Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.
- “The President was guilty of everything he was accused of...which is why I voted to acquit”
- Trending??...I didn’t realize I was still alive!!
- This is the best season of cspan…ever.
- umm...note to CNN...a "chaotic incident" is college kids storming a basketball court, not a massacre at a food line...
- Bob Saget… Just the funniest and nicest…
- Funny. @SenToomey never called for spending caps on the war…only on the health care for veterans sickened by said wars. Interesting priorities. #PassthePactact
- I can’t believe they assigned Trump such a shitty Public Defender.
