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Jesus Christ
@jesus
Carpenter, Healer, God
Israel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
Joined October 2006
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 10, 2022
    Why the assumption I am fake?
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    CNN
    @CNN
    Nov 10, 2022
    "Twitter has given a blue check verified mark to Jesus Christ ... Things are getting a bit confusing at Twitter under Elon Musk." @donie reports on the surge of fake accounts on Twitter as the paid verification system launches.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 18, 2022
    It is finished.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Feb 5, 2023
    I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 9, 2022
    Who has two thumbs and verified?
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Dec 25, 2022
    Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 13, 2022
    Casual Sunday reading…
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Dec 25, 2019
    Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I love you guys.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 11, 2022
    It appears I have more than 12 followers
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Dec 24, 2015
    So Dad tells me my birthday isn't "officially" tomorrow. Don't care. Decorations are up. Party still on.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Mar 20, 2020
    Hey guys... took a small vacation. What’s up?
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Apr 12, 2020
    Sup.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Dec 24, 2020
    My birthday is in two days. I feel nothing.
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Nov 11, 2022
    Truth be told
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    Business Insider
    Insider
    @BusinessInsider
    Nov 11, 2022
    I've been 'Jesus Christ' on Twitter for 14 years — and thanks to Elon Musk, I'm now verified trib.al/RS9dNqq
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    Jesus Christ
    @jesus
    Oct 7, 2017
    Why are women’s bodies being more regulated than guns in the US?