BREAKING: Hundreds of people gather on Westminster Bridge to applaud the NHS staff who will be treating them for coronavirus next week.
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- Tense days ahead as Boris Johnson waits to find out if inquiry ordered by Boris Johnson finds that Boris Johnson attended a party at Boris Johnson’s house.
- ‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.
- HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.
- Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.
- Credit where credit’s due - turns out the government can organise a piss-up.
- Widespread chaos across UK as people arrive at work meetings armed with cheese, wine, 15 other people and a baby.
- ‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:
- A special moment for humanity as the world gets to watch billionaires play astronauts with the tax money they avoided paying
- BREAKING: Dominic Cummings press conference went ‘really well’ says Prince Andrew.
- New series of Big Brother receives 50 million applications after producers confirm that the house will have food and central heating.
- BREAKING: The Government.
- After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS
