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Wanna see my *story* from the start?
I don’t.
Why?
Cause it started with getting hit by a car… x.com/i/events/14102…
p.s. you can find an index of all my latest episodic shifts there too!
Eddie (a live-tweeted comic)
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Eddie (a live-tweeted comic)
@eddieededed
Convenience Store Clerk 🏪 NPC Complaints Officer 🗣 Monday morning hater 😮💨
Winging it one shift at a time.
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- Young guy just bought condoms. “They’re for my son.” I think he was like, 16.
- Anime story idea: A reverse isekai where a goddess of war and destruction finds herself reborn in the body of a feeble teen doing work experience at a day care center.
- Cutest little boy in the world is ten cents short of buying a candy bar. I think my heart might implode.
- Strange woman in glasses: What washes blood out of handbags? Me: Blood? SWIG: I mean wine. Or red liquid. Not blood. #1tweetmystery
- Any of you guys want to join my new club? It’s called the Not Enough Sleep Club. Membership is free. Sign up in the thread. We taking over. Probably. If we ever get enough sleep.
- I found a little girl hiding in the ice cream cabinet. "Don't tell mom," she said. #conflicted #1tweetmystery
- A little girl came in dressed like a dinosaur. Her mom says she refuses to wear anything else. I think I found my new role model.
- My mom is probably the most annoying person in the world, but also sometimes I think nobody else loves me quite like she does.
- The ultimate battle: the last holiday cheesecake. Who you got?
- Manager: I think my wife is leaving me. Me:… Manager: Beautiful day out. Me: Yep. *Manager stares off into distance, sheds single tear*
- First time here? Get to know me, my neurotic manager, creepy Trev, the night shifty guy, and Amy (💙) in this moment sharing our Mondays at The Convenience Store. x.com/i/moments/1097…
