Dash MacIntyre (@dashmacintyre) / X

Dash MacIntyre

364 posts

Dash MacIntyre

@dashmacintyre

Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost.

St. Louis

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Joined September 2020

Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Oct 2, 2023
People call Donald Trump a liar, but he’s telling the truth when he says Mar-a-Lago is worth over a billion dollars after you add up how many nuclear program schematics, CIA spy sources, and other classified state secrets are stashed in the bathroom alone.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
May 13, 2023
This is 1,000% more manly and alpha male than shooting a rhino.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Mar 30, 2025
Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Apr 25, 2023
Has anyone other than Donald Trump ever asked a judge to postpone a rape trial because of the time restraints of also being on trial for fraud while simultaneously being investigated for treason and election fraud?
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Aug 12, 2024
Trump at his core is the village idiot.
A Trump Interview Never Aired Because He Was Too Unfiltered Just Leaked
From thehalfwaypost.medium.com
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Oct 8, 2024
Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant, absent father, corporate welfare queen of government handouts, and a climate change believer who lives only in big, cosmopolitan cities. He is literally everything the GOP has bitched about for 50 years.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Apr 1, 2023
New idea: let's make buying bullets extremely hard with a bunch of regulatory hoops to jump through. This way, everyone gets their 2nd Amendment right to buy an AR-15, but you can't load it unless you prove you're a calm, safe, responsible gun owner.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Sep 21, 2023
NEW RULE: All the Republicans who say workers have no right to strike must quit Congress when they shut down the government in 10 days.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Dec 18, 2023
Nobody poisoned the blood of our country more than Friedrich Trump, who snuck here in 1885 to open up brothels.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Dec 14, 2022
It appears to me as if enough members of Congress were texting Mark Meadows seditious things leading up to January 6th that the DOJ could arrest them and give the Democrats the majority in the House again until a bunch of special elections can replace the seditionists…
Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Aug 3, 2023
If Trump wanted to be tried in West Virginia, he should have committed his coup at an Appalachian Ku Kkux Klan rally instead of the Capitol.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Apr 14, 2023
$10 says Marjorie Taylor Greene will be leaking top secret military documents before the end of the year.
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Dec 28, 2023
Let's remember it's widely agreed Trump smells like a dying old man whose organs secrete Big Mac sauce, and get it going viral often. Trump will go nuts, and it's maybe the only way to fight back against his pugilistic egomania of sociopathic narcissism.
Let’s Keep #TrumpSmells Going For All Of 2024!
From thehalfwaypost.medium.com
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Apr 5, 2023
The Dogecoin dog replacing the Twitter bird is really just the crowning moment of Elon Musk's impulsive, unprofessional, stupid, and immature stewardship of Twitter. He's a man-baby, and, like most tech bros, he has clearly ascended financially beyond what his talent deserves.
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