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Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco
NYC Comedian : Host of @SoccerCooligans
- put your laces through it son
- Quick! Get this Brazilian child into an American pay-for-play soccer academy so we can truly unlock his full potential! 😅
- Replying to @mouthyhorseythese are not baby names, they are fonts 😭
- DOMINICAN REPUBLIC JUST SCORED THEIR FIRST EVER GOAL IN FUTBOL AT THE OLYMPICS, AND IT WAS AGAINST THEIR COLONIZER, OF ALL COUNTRIES 😭 #OlympicGames
- My gf is not on Twitter, but she’s definitely real and has agreed to marry me! ❤️😤
00:00- Apologies to any eSports athlete I ever said was "not truly an athlete because you just play video games all day bruh." I did not know all sports would be taken from me. I was foolish and did not mean to disparage your athletic prowess. Please direct me to your @Twitch channel.
- gf: "Does soccer ever end?!?" *soccer leagues suspended due to coronavirus* me: "Are you happy now, you monster?!?" 😭
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- 😭 I am forever shooketh. I stan for @AOC and how she reps NY at all times. Keeps it mad gully in DC. I donated to her campaign even though she wasn’t in my district because I believed in her and wanted to see a Latina voice in DC who’s ideas resonated with me so sincerely. 🙌🏽 🇵🇷
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