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NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack.com/@noelcasler
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    Jun 7
    This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, thanks for reading & sharing. Link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Jun 7
    “Has a nation ever been so befouled, beclowned and besmirched by someone charged with its care and leadership before? What was so broken in an obtuse third of the American personality that we allowed such an exceptionally awful man to rise to power? It is no accident that as
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    Mar 29, 2023
    A 9 year-old girl lost her life trying to pull the fire alarm to warn other students in a mass shooting. Yet, a congressmen from her state the very next day said ‘there’s nothing you can do’ and basically said that’s why he home schools his kids. The 9 year old had more bravery.
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    Sep 22, 2025
    If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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    Jul 8, 2020
    Trump didn’t seem to care about kids not being in school when they were at Jeffrey Epstein’s house. @realDonaldTrump
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    Jan 15, 2021
    I’m starting to think he’s not gonna show us his tax returns.
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Jan 13, 2021
    Who would thought the guy with 6 bankruptcies, almost 3 divorces, 4000 lawsuits and 26 sexual assault accusations would get impeached twice as POTUS?
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Apr 4, 2020
    Sue me Trump. I’m the one who worked on the Apprentice and told everyone you snort Adderall all day. You won’t sue me though because you know it’s true. Remember what your buddy Chuck Z brought to the after parties? I do.@realDonaldTrump
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    Aaron Rupar
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    Apr 4, 2020
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    "Somebody oughta sue his ass off" -- Trump on the whistleblower (reminder: the whistleblower's account of Trump's dealings with Ukraine was accurate)
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Jun 4, 2022
    When folks talk about American spirit they would do well to look towards the mom in Uvalde, TX who left her job, drove 40 mins, was put in cuffs, got out, hopped a fence, knew exactly what classroom her kids were in, measured the distance of gunshots to safely rescue them…
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    May 20, 2022
    Elon sure went from ‘I’m gonna buy twitter to protect free speech’ to ‘I’m gonna sue anybody who talks sh*t about me’ pretty quickly. @elonmusk
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    Jan 23, 2021
    Tiffany Trump just got engaged to a billionaire’s scion who gave her a 1.2 million engagement ring, yet we are paying for her Secret Service protection for the next 6 months.
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    Sep 27, 2020
    WH Press Corp: today is your day to ask about Trump’s drug use. He gave you an opening with his tweet. I was an eye witness to him snorting Adderall. I will testify to this under oath in any courtroom or congressional hearing. Trump is an addict. @realDonaldTrump
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    @caslernoel
    Sep 6, 2020
    If you stop by my TL to defend Ivanka Trump I will block you. I worked on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ for 6 seasons and was Vanky’s handler. I have witnessed her behavior with her dad since working ‘Miss Teen USA’ in the ‘90’s. She is more dangerous than her father. @IvankaTrump
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Aug 20, 2020
    Steve Bannon could bury Trump, Kusher, Don Jr. Ivanka, the whole cabal. I hope he flips like a pancake on a griddle. @realDonaldTrump
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    NoelCaslerComedy
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    Mar 24, 2022
    If you think the Thomas’ story is bad wait until we find out who paid-off Brett Kavanaugh’s gambling debts.