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Alton Brown
@altonbrown
Thyme Lord
Everywhere
Joined May 2011
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    Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?
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    Honestly, am I going to have to run for governor of Georgia? HAS IT COME TO THAT?
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    Guys, do you need another video about cleaning cast iron pans? Because, there sure is a lot of bad info out there.
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    I'M TALKING ABOUT PIPING SPAGHETTIOS INTO STALE TWINKIES AND EATING THEM NAKED IN THE SHOWER WITH A BOTTLE OF JAEGER
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    My company is suspending use of all @Adobe products until our attorneys have had time to thoroughly review the user agreement changes.
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    Turn off the lights and run 23 Slim Jims through the juicer.
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    So many Food Network people are like "oh, I'm going to braise short ribs in elderberry jam..." Screw that, I'm going to mainline moon pies and snort cheese powder!
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    Culinary truth: Nothing tastes better than a meal made by someone who loves you.
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    I think I blacked out. What'd I miss?
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    I'm not drunk. You're drunk.
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    Yes, @IngramElizabeth and I did in fact tie the knot this weekend.
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    How about everyone today just tweet about things they actually know something about. I’ll go first: scrambled eggs don’t need milk added to them.
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    I SAID "WHO'S WITH ME"?
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    Anybody else out there just kinda sick of everything?