You’re British man. It’s like a four hour drive. Just go find out
what even goes on here
Dr. Alex Zawacki
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Dr. Alex Zawacki
@achillghost
Lecturer @ the University of Göttingen | Medievalist - hermeneutics, ghosts, the supernatural | Multispectral imaging | Catholic
- You joke but I’ve seen Europeans emotionally overwhelmed by the realization that yellow school busses are realit's weird visiting american grocery stores because you'll just stumble across famous products you recognize and they're often just shelved in the store like any other product, no fanfare ran into this one while visiting nyc in 2011
- Congratulations both for finishing amd for very possibly being the first person in recorded history whose dissertation will be read by someone who is not their mom or on their committeeThrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
- You all need to stop abbreviating “Secret Service” like thatthe compassionate misogynist take
- You cannot imagine the disappointment that came from imbibing absinthe propaganda like this for years and then finally trying and finding out it just gets you really drunkThe Absinthe Drinker, Café Slavia, Prague 1901 by Viktor Oliva.
- Not taking this sort of criticism from Brits sorry. I’ve heard how you pronounce literally any Spanish wordjust discovered how americans pronounce niche, need a moment
If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.- You can just log onto this website and get ratiod by the Holy Roman Emperor
- The shift from “have” to “of” is probably unstoppable but man I hate itToday is a miscarriage of justice. Donald Trump should NOT of been found guilty.
- Probably the worst part of premodern literature is coming across lines like “Of course, everyone knows the tale of Borble, that hero of ancient days, so I shall not weary the reader by repeating it here*” * Editor’s note: no accounts of Borble have survived
- Real ID is the most American thing that's ever happened. A Patriot Act-era requirement that has been delayed to next year, every year, for 20 years, because Americans simply cannot be bothered to get one
- Grad schoolThey need to invent the opposite of a gym. You go there and you just get more frail and sickly. Maybe instead of lifting you just sit in a cold dark room and starve
