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Israel intercepts flotilla near Crete to save Palestinian children from food and medicine
Israel says it has intercepted a flotilla of 22 boats near Crete and detained 178 terrorists under suspicion of attempting to supply food and medicine…
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King Charles and President Trump to set up "new Epstein Island" with retirement home for Prince Andrew
King Charles and President Trump have announced a landmark transatlantic partnership to establish Little St James 2 — a tax-payer funded paradise for…
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Trump cancels all assassination attempts this week as mark of respect for King Charles
President Trump has cancelled all further assassination attempts that were scheduled for this week as a mark of respect for the visiting King Charles.
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807% of Americans think Trump staged assassination attempt so he could build a ballroom
In a stunning new poll conducted by NIN, it was revealed that 807% of Americans have rejected Trump’s latest piece of carefully crafted propaganda.
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Huge relief as America's no. 1 rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survives another shooting
Americans sighed in relief after their most popular rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survived a shooting at the White House Correspondent’s dinner…
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President Trump died yesterday, but don't worry, he came back like Jesus
Yesterday, the American people were plunged into mourning as the greatest president since Sleepy Joe Biden died during a policy briefing.
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President Trump heroically saves eight AI-generated women from execution in Iran
It’s fair to say that President Trump was in desperate need of some good PR because the Iran war was not exactly going to plan.
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Britain left leaderless after Sir Keir Starmer does not resign as prime minister
In a stunning turn of events, Sir Keir Starmer has left the nation leaderless after he failed to offer his resignation as prime minister.
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Palantir publishes manifesto and unveils K-800 “Democracy Enforcer” prototype
In an unusual move for a corporation that we all thought was focused on philanthropy, Palantir Technologies has published its plans for global…
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Keir Starmer says he had no idea he was prime minister when Peter Mandelson was hired as ambassador
In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed…
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President Trump warns Cuba just two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
Since losing the war in Iran, President Trump has been desperately searching for a war he can win to boost his approval ratings.
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Viktor Orbán crushed in Hungarian election after JD Vance's "helpful" endorsement somehow tanked his campaign
In a deeply upsetting moment for fascists everywhere, Viktor Orbán’s 16-year reign of terror came to a shuddering halt after his Fidesz party suffered a…
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