4 If you could cook dinner for any author, dead or alive, who would it be? What would you make?

This is was a surprisingly difficult question to answer because I simply couldn’t narrow it down to just one author and just one meal. So I’m just going to throw a bunch of possibilities out there.

I’d cook my chili (based on my dad’s recipe) for Jim Harrison and Bill Holm. I would be a little concerned that no matter what, it might not be spicy enough for Jim, and it would probably be too spicy for Bill. So maybe instead of my chili, we’d all go on a grocery run together for supplies. First to that new fancy Lunds–Byerlys on Ford Parkway, then the Kowalski’s on Grand Avenue (their wine shop is small but mighty, and recently I bought a cheap Malbec to cook with, which turned out to be far better than its price-tag would have suggested; I’d buy a half-case and hope it would be enough). Then Bill and I would let Jim loose in the kitchen and we’d be his tipsy sous-chefs.

My wife suggested that I should prepare a full English breakfast (followed in short order by a second breakfast of mushrooms!) for JRR Tolkien, because, she said (and I quote), “You’re both such Hobbits.”

Also, I make a pretty good pan-seared gnocchi from scratch, and I would invite Maxine Hong Kingston over. And, hey, if Ursula Le Guin just happened to stop by as well, that would be totally okay with me.

I would prepare an enormous cheese board for Robyn Hitchcock.

I’d love to walk around Manhattan with Thomas Pynchon. I wouldn’t cook anything for him. Just coffee (light & sweet) and a cheese-and-egg sandwich from a cart; later on, maybe a slice standing up somewhere. And then we would just yo-yo on the subway, people-watching, for a few hours. After that, we’d have a movie night. At first, I’d suggest Repo Man or maybe introduce him to the series Lodge 49 or Wonderfalls (both criminally cancelled before their time) assuming he hadn’t seen them already. But he’d probably want to just watch whatever dumb sitcom marathon was on—Full House or Alf. Or, God help us, The Brady Bunch. But you know he has the complete John Larroquette Show on VHS, so I would demand we watch that. And then we’d just make sandwiches if we got hungry.

3 Have you ever gotten reader’s block?

I’ve heard “reader’s block” defined in two different ways.

The first is when you have a hard time starting something because it’s been hyped up so much that you’re worried that it won’t live up to the hype, or the overwhelming peer pressure to read it repels you. And if you do manage to start, reading it feels like a chore because instead of enjoying it, you’re constantly evaluating whether it actually deserves all the praise or awards or whatever.

The other kind is when you’re done with a book that was so incredible and immersive that you lose your taste for anything else, and you keep bouncing off everything else because nothing else compares, nothing else is the same, and you really just want to go back and reread it forever.

I’ve experienced both types, and I have very different strategies for dealing with each of them.

The first kind of reader’s block is, at root, a social problem. I usually do one of two things. First, if I can’t filter out all the hype, I’ll wait till it dies down and only then take a look. A few months, a few years, however long it takes. I’ll pick up it up when there are thirty cheap copies at the used bookstore. (And if all the spines are only broken about a third of the way in, I may not bother at all.) On the other hand, if I think I really do need to check the stupid over-hyped thing out, I’ll go at it like homework: in cold blood, and with a pencil in hand to mark all the eye-rolling nonsense—or the unexpectedly good bits. Maybe I’ll come back someday and reread it for pleasure. But in the meantime, I grit my teeth, carb up, and power through. After all, one of the principal goals of education is to help us learn how to do things well even when—especially when—they aren’t “fun.” I may have been a terrible student in other ways, but this I learned very, very well.

Now, if it’s a book of poetry specifically, I find it’s usually quite easy to dip into it, read a few poems, and get out again without feeling the pressing weight of the whole world shrieking that I must must must love everything about this poet and their amazing wonderful incredible book.

If everything else fails, I imagine I’m listening to the audiobook version and it’s being read by, say, Tom Waits or Will Lyman or Laurie Anderson or Vincent Price.

The second kind of reader’s block is what I call “book freefall.”

With fiction and nonfiction, I’ve definitely read books in which the reading experience was so immersive and overwhelming that I couldn’t find my way out and into another universe when I finished. There have been several books where I simply started over from the beginning again. I remember doing this when I was kid, with Lloyd Alexander’s Prydain books and Ursula Le Guin’s A Wizard of Earthsea. Years later, I did this with Virginia Woolf’s A Room of One’s Own, Barbara Tuchman’s A Distant Mirror, and Annie Dillard’s Holy the Firm.

But on the other hand, I’m not sure I’ve experienced “book freefall” with poetry so much—once I’m done with a book of poetry, I’m almost always ready to move on to something else. But then, I’m usually shifting between several books of poetry at any given time, anyway. So in a way I’ve already moved on before I’ve moved on.

I’m sure there must have been at least a few books of poetry I felt this way about over the years, but the only one I can think of is Thomas McGrath’s Letter to an Imaginary Friend.

And now that I think about it, since I’m almost always reading more than one book at a time—regardless of the genre—I wonder if I got into this habit as a way of managing potential freefall: always having a few other books in progress whenever I finish any one of them.

2 If you could write an inspirational quote on the mirrors of aspiring writers, what would you write?

Probably one of three things I keep posted over my desk:

Don’t look for ideas, listen for sounds. If you create things made of words, you should be attending to their sound, their mouth-feel, as much as the ideas that they carry. In fact, ideas take care of themselves and can be left to themselves. Readers will find all sorts of ideas in your writing that you never intended anyway, so why worry about it? If you have something to say, go ahead and say it. But if all you’re here to do is talk at me about your ideas, you had damn well better be interesting, entertaining, or beautiful. Otherwise you’re just another crank at the end of the bar listening to himself bloviate. Save it for your diary.

Think slow, act fast. There is, of course, no fixed gestation period for any work of art, but generally, the longer you think about it, the easier it will be to trust your quick decisions once it is time to act. Ponder, doodle, stare into space, but the minute you pick up the pen, just go! You know what you know. There are no mistakes, only choices. Indeed, mistakes are part of the weave; they are what make something real.

Waste more time. Don’t be precious with your time. Be wasteful with it, and give all the time you can to your art. That is the only way to show it the respect it deserves. The more you focus on your “return on investment,” the more you’ll be fixated on the product, on the result. But you don’t know what that is yet. There is no shortcut, and to look for one cheapens the process, the experience, and the outcome. You have to explore. There is no timeline for this.

My new chapbook came out yesterday!

As a sort of fête, I thought I would repost something from last year, when I answered a bunch of interesting questions from my publisher, Unsolicited Press (who published my book Vessels).

For the next ten days, I will be posting my answers one at a time. Here’s the first one.

1 What are common traps for aspiring writers?

A very common trap is thinking that you must know what you’re going to say before you say it—that writing is about saying something you already know rather than an act of discovery.

This comes from the mistaken belief that writing is always about communicating, and from forgetting the musical aspect of language, and from not understanding that art is always an experience but almost never a lesson.

Thanks to the perpetual rob mclennan, my new chapbook, inventions, emerges today from above/ground press.

It’s a collection of prose poems accompanied by short poems and fragments.

“New” is a relative term: the prose poems were culled from a very long manuscript I composed over the course of a decade, from 1997 to about 2008.

If you’d like a copy, you can buy one directly from the publisher or, if you’re an above/ground subscriber, wait for it to appear in your next delivery.

Eventually, you will also buy a (signed!) copy from me. You can find details on how to do that here when I’ve got everything lined up.

My book is one year old today!

I haven’t done any readings since I returned to the classroom as a high school English teacher this year. Who knows, maybe in the spring.

Anyway, thanks again to Unsolicited Press for taking a chance on it.

A few signed copies are still available at the lovely Next Chapter in St Paul.

My next chapbook is even less imaginary today than it was yesterday.

Thanks to the perpetual rob mclennan, inventions will emerge from above/ground press in January.

Last, next.

113: Shenandoah (Oak)
114: Vintage

William the Silent:

One need not hope in order to undertake, nor succeed in order to persevere.

It’s entirely possible my next chapbook might coming out sometime in the near future.