Subscribe
Sign in
Home
Archive
About
Man asks question, accidentally crosses streams
What began as a modest Quora inquiry, “I could probably Google this, but…” rapidly unfolded into a sweeping intellectual crusade Thursday, after several…
Mar 30
•
Weird Logic
6
3
Half a structure is plenty, actually
Why becoming a better thinker is the first step toward losing your convictions
Mar 19
•
Weird Logic
4
5
4
The Day After Substack
Apparently Substack now controls the fate of civilization. Let’s investigate.
Mar 9
•
Weird Logic
8
1
The asteroid is trending upward
This is the third experiment (see the first and second) in a series where I’ll be using my ontological framework to stress-test thinkers from every…
Feb 12
•
Weird Logic
3
2
Eat, Pray, Reclassify
Starring Coleman Hughes
Feb 6
•
Weird Logic
4
11
1
The beginner’s guide to accidental tyranny
This is the first experiment in a series where I’ll be using my ontological framework to stress-test thinkers from every corner of the political galaxy…
Jan 27
•
Weird Logic
7
2
3
How we replaced meaning with confidence
A field guide
Jan 21
•
Weird Logic
10
1
4
Oops, still lions: A brief study in cause and effect
Here, on the open plains of modern civilization, we observe one of nature’s most misunderstood creatures—the Law Enforcement Officer.
Jan 8
•
Weird Logic
6
2
1
How to become wise in 30 LinkedIn posts
Results may vary
Dec 24, 2025
•
Weird Logic
6
4
1
How to outsmart power with a rubber chicken
Remember when you were young and free, blissfully unbothered by the absurd human hobby of power struggles while waving arms and shouting, “WE ALONE OWN…
Nov 14, 2025
•
Weird Logic
7
5
1
I obey you, you obey me: A cautionary tale of moral certainty
Wonder, at its root, is wild.
Oct 26, 2025
•
Weird Logic
8
4
1
Weird Logic
Satire, philosophy, and surreal wonder for a world too logical to be true.
Subscribe
Recommendations
View all 7
Soul Seekers' Station
Gabriel Solomon
Africa’s Bright Future
Magatte Wade
The Starfire Codes by Demi Pietchell
The Starfire Codes
The Hinternet
Justin Smith-Ruiu
The Free Press
Bari Weiss
Where do a kingdom's forgotten wonders wait?
In a kingdom across the world and not unlike our own, lived myths that collapse when observed called Quantum Folkloria.
Oct 20, 2025
•
Weird Logic
4
1
Moral clarity breaks out worldwide--experts stunned
In what historians are already calling “a complete administrative error,” the Israel–Hamas war officially ended yesterday after an unprecedented…
Oct 13, 2025
•
Weird Logic
6
2
5
What to expect when you're expecting a woke right reign of terror
Congratulations!
Sep 26, 2025
•
Weird Logic
7
3
1
The square root of "don't panic"
Friends, gather ’round, because I am about to reveal the secret that has eluded humanity for well, forever.
Sep 18, 2025
•
Weird Logic
7
1
2
Are you tired of humanity yelling at itself like a pack of hungry raccoons?
Well fret no more!
Sep 15, 2025
•
Weird Logic
7
4
2
Confetti for the end of times
It was, quite obviously, a thoroughly hopeless time.
Sep 5, 2025
•
Weird Logic
6
4
3
A normal day at the end of the playground
“The ordinary detective goes to pot-houses to arrest thieves; we go to artistic tea-parties to detect pessimists.”
Aug 30, 2025
•
Weird Logic
5
America 2.0: Checks, balances, and failing with flair
Checks and balances were once designed for a world where people actually checked and occasionally even balanced.
Aug 22, 2025
•
Weird Logic
7
3
2
America 2.0: Laws are for losers
You know what my favorite thing about being American is?
Aug 21, 2025
•
Weird Logic
8
3
3
See all
This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please
turn on JavaScript
or unblock scripts
