Greetings. I am a 37 year old expereinced Dom based near London. I am a professional guy working in central London, sane sound and sorted. I have been actively Dom for 11 years so pretty capable confident and xperienced. D/s is important to me but Im not a lifestyler and I need a sub who is interested in vanilla fun as much as D/s
Firstly I’m not mad ok. I’m sane and sorted guy who happens to be dominant in the bedroom. Im not a lifestyler by any means but on the other hand my Dom me is very important to me and I wont be ever doing vanilla again plus I look good in leather trousers so what the heck. Ive been actively Dom so to speak for about ten years so I do know the score.
Im slim fit 6ft and 37 years of age. I work in Old Street and live just outside London as Im fed up with paying hundreds to live in shoe boxes in trendy places. Now I live in a rather lovely terraced cottage thingy in the countryside and pay 250 a month thank fuck and I dont care if its uncool or not, I like it.
So more about me generally: Mischevious arty type although toned down from wilder days of my 20s and have somehow become a grown up with a job, house and cat.
I work for a human rights charity (yes I know tis most ironic)) attempting to save the world, using my powers to combat the forces of evil. (ie American foriegn policy)
Im obsessed with old Hollywood black and white films and will go on about it for ages if you dont stop me.
I play and sing in bands - of varying success and quality.
I'm trying to become a writer and have just finished my second play, which is a musical of sorts.
I hate all fish and I'm scared of crabs although Im a Pisces.
Richard Harris and Shakin Stevens have both told me to f**k off. I have all the Blackadders on video and if you like Bill Hicks or Withnail then you will "get" me.
My thrilling ambitions include eating ancient honey from a pyramid, hit and run killing of Jeremy Clarkson, living in the countryside with a horse (strictly platonic) and getting the hell off this site with a nice sub girlie.
Music: Clash, Bowie, Velvet U, Sinatra, Ella F, Blondie, Pixies, Smiths, Cure, Nick Drake, Beck, Womad, Glastonbury.
Films: Bogart, Bacall, Dietrich, Hepburn, Cary Grant, James Stewart, Cohen Bros, Hitchcock.
Im a playful pussycat sometimes and a dominant devil others. I certainly dont feel the need to go round acting stern all the time and taking myself seriously 24/7 as seems to be the fashion with many a Dom. I find this oddly one dimensional and tedious and funny too.
My one and only visit to a munch went somethig like this:Serious Dom bloke to me: "Hello I am Master Excalibur." Me back to serious blokey: "no youre not youre fat Derek from Swindon."
So I tend to do the clubs more than the munches shall we say, plus I hate that fecking word anyway.
Im looking for someone sane, sensitive, outgoing and romantic, but like me also has a wild and dark edgy side. (that doesnt mean mad btw) Somoene who is a person first and a sub second if that makes any sense. I know theyre intertwined but Im sure you know what I mean too.
Ideally I'm also looking for grown up romance and stability amidst the kinkyiness: parks, snogs, picnics, pubs, food, films, hilarity, hedonism, wine and cheese in a park, bed or bath.
Sounds like a contradiction in terms? Well if it is then so am I.
GIve me someone fun easy-going outgoing friendly silly arty funky f*cky honest open optimistic romantic wild wanton wise sensitive sound sorted. Hmmm is that asking too much? Someone who realises Im not only looking for wild and kinky but genuine reliable and romantic too and yes you CAN have both.
I want wild and intense and fun and sexy and naughty and hedonistic and foolish and wanton and decadent and erotic and uninhibited and honest and open and kinda kinky, but I want trust and friendship and romance and sensitivity too. Ok I think Ive made my point so Ill shut the f*ck up now.
Drop me a line though or I will be forced to join some stupid dating site or go to TG more often.
