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I am a SANE and SAFE (wow! what a concept!) guy living in the Walworth, NY area. Im 47, healthy build (62, fading athletic build), not TOO painful to look at (*grin*), and interested in finding a nice woman to spend some time (hopefully about 40 more years) with. I put a photo of myself here (only fair to swap with you), but now that I put it here a lot of people will just stampede to that instead of reading what I have to say (and have said in the above?). Id have to subtract 5 points for that sort of behavior. Luckily, points are pretty cheap, and are available at your local drug store. Im not looking for anything involving abuse or permanently damaging activities. Do I really need to say that? Maybe I do. If you are looking to be beaten within an inch of your life, I am NOT who you are looking for, trust me (and yes, I *have* met a few people like that...). I *am* looking for someone who respects themselves enough to make anything they offer to me that much more valuable. What am I looking for? Im pretty adventurous and open minded, so you should be open minded as well. If I suggest jumping off a cliff, I would want you to say Uh, yeah, Ill just jump when I see YOU land, stupid. In other words, be open minded, but dont be stupid. As far as politics go, I dont consider myself overly political, although I do have my own (reasoned) views on some things. If you have *your* own views, thats just fine, as long as you can explain them with more than a party line or I dunno, just always lacked thought that way... I dont smoke, do drugs, or carry 47 diseases. You should lack the drugs and diseases as well, and *preferably* not smoke, although I can forgive that one... -) As for your age... I would say whatever age it takes for you to be ready for an adult relationship... As I said, I dont have a mold I want to shoe-horn you into... As they say, variety is the spice of life (and oregano is the spice of spaghetti sauce...). Now, I mentioned in the title that Id like to find a submissive woman... dont be alarmed, Im not that nuts (well, so I think... dont all the crazies say they are sane? LOL)The short for the impatient Looking for an interesting but still SANE partner? Im very flexible as far as intensity (within the limits of no animals, kids, or permanent damage!), and love to explore with an equally interesting partner... is that you? Longer , for the seriously disturbed In light of the million or so Master seeks doormat type ads on here, this is destined to be a classically bad ad... Im going to violate just about all the long held rules people seem to go by when posting ads containing Ds on here. Im not going to tell you You must bow down before me and lick my boots. I dont know you, and I dont even wear boots except on opposing Thursdays under a green moon with purple spots, which as we all know, only occurs on counter-clockwise Tuesdays. Still with me? Then its probably time for your medicine... Im not going to tell you You are female, so you must be a submissive. Do I need to explain this one? OK, heres a clue -- While I sincerely hope you are female and (at least somewhat) submission-curious, only an idiot would think submission is gender-linked. I am not such an idiot -- I only play one in Real Life(c)(tm). Im not going to tell you Send me nude photos RIGHT NOW. You dont know me, and while that would be an interesting means of introducing yourself, I could conceive of it not being the BEST way... At least say Hi, my names XXX, and *NOW* heres the nude photos... -) Im not expecting you to meet me TOMORROW... The day after would be soon enough... -) Im not going order you to tell me your name, address, and favorite way of being tied up and beaten in your first response to this ad. If you WANT to do that, why dont you send a key to your house along with those nude photos we talked about? Have just a *little* respect for your own safety, will you? When we meet (and yes, I am actually looking for this to go OFFline *eventually*), Im not going to act deeply offended by your making a safe call. If anything, Id be more offended if you DIDNT have to excuse yourself at some point... -) Are we back to the whole mail me your house keys thing again? Since so many self-proclaimed doms (little d intentional) demand similarly STUPID things, I figure it must be a really successful strategy... Im not going to send you a checklist of Ways you would like to be abused. To start with, Im not into abuse. When the time comes, Ill offer what Im comfortable with, and you offer what youre comfortable with. Nobody demands a darned thing, or deserves to unless its first offered. Duh! Why is that such a hard concept for online people? Dont answer -- Ive met enough a**holes and doormats to answer it myself Its just that I am not interested in either of those two types... OK, so have I thoroughly disgraced the time honored tradition of really scary, stupid online personal ads? GOOD... about time... and youre still reading, which is even more good (aka better for you English majors)... Well, if all this sounds good to you, drop me a note... I prefer D-sharp. Oh Jeez... Now it looks like Ive also violated the no ads more than 7 words rule as well... Im nothing if not thorough... -)
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