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Bastardly 17th Century Privateer seeks wenches, comaraderie, ale, et-al.
And before you say anything: Yes. I'm well aware that my name isn't spelled correctly.
Mainly due to the lack of the the "Y".
*snerk*
And yes, all the pictures are me. You steal, you'll get my gothstompers up your ass faster than you can even pray the first syllable of a fucking safe word.
Poor Hack/Starving Artist and 1990 darkwave deathmetal goth seeks women who just want to be fucked -properly-.
(Outside of berkeley, you'd have to provide travel accomidations to well, wherever.
(At the moment I'd love to go to Deathguild on monday with someone, I suppose. Bondage A Go Go would be awesome, too))
Really, though, I'm a cheap son of a bitch who can't afford to fix his bike for about a week so I'll have to bum rides unless it's within walking/skating distance.
But I'd like to go out somewhere.
Will allow you to feel me up, as I love to cuddle and have a tendancy to do that cute leg thing if you scratch me just the right way, like a big dog.
Plus if you're awesome, we could do whatever. Fuck like bunnies, fuck like animals, make slow, soft, long love together under the stars (cause seriously I know just the place, and you'd love it. I studied a bit of such things, as well, so i could probably show every constellation that would make up a shape looking like us doing it doggy style.
How's that for hot?
So, yeah, it helps being awesome.
420 compliant, and I've had my shots.
Just want to go into a club and dance and maybe sit down with my laptop and write a little bit, unless you can distract me (which you don't have to, I'm just trying to get to the place and scope it out.)
Ride back to Berkeley would be appreciated, 'cause I really don't have the money for the BART to get back home afterward until I get paid.
So, hit me up. If you want stats, it's 5'9", 135 lbs, thin, athletic, pale all over, one tattoo, felxible and i can dance for hours.
Ex-military, I can give orders and take commands just as easily as I can breathe and sleep. I'm a writer, so I have stories to tell and I love listening.
Wandering Philosophers need apply here! Conspiracy theories, theology, whatever, I play music on many instruments and I love talking for hours about anything.
All of it gets written down on a big book in my head and used as a dictionary of sorts, or maybe an encyclopedia necrothurmajica of sorts, you know, while I write things.
I'm also a bit of a photographer. I'd love to be able to photograph a hardcore fetish sceen. Maybe get it published. Or use it as inspiration in general.
Whew, I rambled. Right now, in Berkeley, ready to fuck. If you're cool enough, I might even be willing to host. You don't have to want to fuck to contact, but it's definatlly one of the reasons I'm here. =P
God I'm one cynical fuck, aren't I.
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