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Hello. every time I go to fill in this part of the profile, I never know what to type. Some of you know me already, and are fully aware of my nefarious plan to raise an army of transgendered comedians with which to rule the entire---holdon. I just typed that out didn't I? Oops. I could backspace, but the backspace button is all the way over THERE and I'm sorry, I'm just not willing to reach past the equal sign. Not spending all that energy when I have to work tomorrow. Besides, who you gonna tell? HMMMMM? Exactly.
Where was I? Oh yeah, I like purple. I like mint. Purple mint is really hard to come by. I saw at the party store that they have purple M&M's. That's awesome. Growing up, I couldn't afford the things that most girls could. You know, barbies, tea party sets, a vagina. Vaginas are MAD expensive. If you wanna get one you HAVE to go to the best doctor. It's important. You get what you pay for. If you go to Jimmy's Fried Chicken and Vaginas you'll end up like Hedwig and the angry inch. With a weird hybrid penisvagina. And what exactly, do you plan to do with a Vagenis? HMMMM? Exactly. I'm gonna go make popcorn. |
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