Educated, mature professional hoping to find a bright, creative, fun woman for mutual exploration. If you're intelligent, feminine, open-minded, a little mischievous (or a lot), and open to new ways to make you squirm,�I'd like to talk to you. I enjoy random hellos. � Likely someone younger than myself. You should be height/weight proportionate, biologically female, generally comfortable with your body, and open to meeting offline eventually. Distance is not necessarily a deal-breaker with the right planning. I would also enjoy having a travel companion. � Seeking only those who are real and who can function in the world offline. I'm here to corrupt you, not redeem you. � �
Pet peeve alert: I wish the term "vanilla" wasn't used to mean "average" or "plain." Vanilla is a deeply complex flavor derived from an orchid. There's nothing common or boring about it (ask Alton Brown).
Judging by some of these profiles the distance between kinkiness and mental illness can be a short trip. I'm hoping to find those who have not crossed over, or even packed their bags.