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The good news Im genuine!!

It's crazy isn't it We all download our best pictures We create this persona that we would like others to think this is what we are like.mwe build ourselves up to something that we want to be rather than what we really are. We all do it. Then we meet someone from here and our expectations are not met because we're not totally honest. Everyone is doing it Guess what... I like faults in people, I find those faults very human. I may be a Dom but I blush!! I may be a switch but I sometimes get tongue tied in front of a woman. I sometimes say stupid things that are perceived as arrogant because I am not always confident. But there are a few certain things I like women tall short large skinny young old black white If you are bent over for me before a spanking and you have wobbly bits. Guess what ...I love those wobbly bits. The size of your breasts are not a turn on to me. The size of your brain is I much prefer if you can laugh rather than orgasm when we meet even though orgasms are amazing Yes I can be a very tough Dom but I can also be very sensual If it's not fun I don't want to know. Yes I am married. Please don't judge me, my wife is my friend not my lover. Long story but not for here..... If we ever meet to chat or play or get downright kinky I can promise one thing. I will be honest and will try to get you aroused. Damm that's two things. Xxxx





Honestly there are Dommes on here who are so rude or have,nt got a clue� the only men they will ever get at ther feet will be Chiropodists!!

Ladies putting on a pair of leather trousers or a pvc skirt does not make you dominant!!!


it seems no matter what we write on here people will make assumptions about what and who we are. Supposedly we all fit neatly into a catagory
"Hi Im an sub"
Hi Im a strict Domme"
"Im a pain slut"

etc etc etc�� yawn!!!

hardly very individual

my desires kinks and eccentricities are a bit more complex than that and i hope to hell its the same for whoever is reading this.

I love many aspects of domination and submission, the sound feel and taste of leather are hugely erotic.

Mind games , anticipation, thin lines of�fear and thick lines of respect are a huge turn on.

Do I switch??� perhaps� Do I chat online ??� endlessly�� and yes its can be a laugh sometimes

And all this journey of discovery nonsense??

if ya start talking that malarky the only journey Ill be making is in the car to drive over to you to give you a good spanking



TOMORROW IM GOING TO READ WHAT I WROTE ON HERE

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I had a Pro Domme message me on here telling me that she was like a fine wine I asked her did she mean I could get her cheaper abroad? She was unimpressed
Here is a new idea Post a picture of your breasts on here and then say you are only looking for a LTR That shit really works!!!!!

I think I now hate this site  So frustrating

Next sub that says its not about erotica or sex I am gonna order them to sit in a bath of ice cold water for 20 minutes, lick a wasp whilst alive and then tell me they are doing it to please their Master  GET A FECKIN GRIP

Two things freak me out about this site. So often you see new women subs join and then within two weeks they say they are owned or under consideration???  YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!  If thats what melts your Magnum you are going to be abused in the wrong way by some people on here. Get a grip

 

The second one is this new word "FinDomme"  Now this is way off the scale Firstly do men actually respond? Do they know that most "FinDommes" sre men?

 

Never quite understood why some woman post a picture of their breasts as their main pic until now.

But I can see it now .. I can look at the picture and instantly see how we share the same sense of humour and wait, not just that, but we share so many similar kinks!!!!  Phew!

What in the name of everything that constitutes sanity is a "cashpig"?

Are there really men that stupid?
If someone says they have no limits. Does that mean they are on a diet?
Tesco,s sell limits biscuits for £1.49
To all my good buddies on here.  Bit of a business crisis going on and I will be here less frequently for a while
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why did He make cows out of meat??
A tribute?  A feckin tribute? As euphemisms go that is the most ridiculous
Pony Play???

Jesus wept
Why oh Why would a would be Domme put her location as Hell???
I mean seriously!!  We all know she is not from Hell...............or do we???

Did she mean Hull?

It in no way makes her sound more Domme, actually it reads more like " Trying too hard to sound hard"...  Hell me feckin arse

Is it just me or are there some very worrying characters on here. Please someone tell me Im been naive. Ive just read a few profiles from some women on here who I wont name but here are some of their offers
"I will walk away from my children or put them into care for the right man"  This woman has 5 children????  How fucked up is that?
And another one.................. "I am looking for a man who knows how to use his fists and use me as a punchbag whenever he wants"???..Thats just downright disturbing.
There are so many like this  They need help not collarme...  And silly ol me thought that bdsm was all about kinky fun with likeminded people
"My submission is a gift"  "I am not a doormat"
Quotations from De sade..yawn yawn yawn
jesus H christ  get a grip, get a life  Its about fun..its about arousal... its about kinkiness
I left this site for a while to go on a journey. Twas a wonderful journey indeed Jameson whiskey £15.99 per bottle at Tescos  but the parking was a real bugger.

I wish everyone success on their "journeys"

Christ give me patience   sighs!!!
DEFINITION OF A MISTRESS  

Something between a Master and a Mattress  

Feck This is gonna get me in lots of trouble

Gulp!!!!!
I have found something else to be grumpy about  jeez im turning into a real Victor Meldrew here. What is this nonsense of giving yourself a name that is the latin for panther or lioness  or some such nonsense. or worse still this kajira Gor crapology from some silly book.

Who cares if you name is the peruvian word for the sun shines from your arse

Give yourself a real name I say  a name like throbbinhood  smiles!!
If you're looking for love in a looking glass world its pretty hard to find
I just got a message from someone asking me if I top from the bottom???  heh??   Now that got me thinking and i did some searching...top from the bottom?.. bottom from the top??  Sounds like cooking instructions for an upside down cherry pie!.. Now dont get me wrong  I like upside down cherry pie and i would admire anyone who can make one... they are quite difficult to make.....its getting the fecker on the plate for proper presentation. thats the hardest part.So im wondering if i top from the
YET ANOTHER ASTUTE OBSERVATION
Look at a new profile and revisit that profile 20 days later...the difference is usually quite dramatic,Cynicism sets in, mistrust develops and quite often there,s a lot of anger
Do most of the men on here upset women that much??   Bloody hell I must be naive
is this sexist??
A woman puts a profile on this site she gets 50 messages within a few hours A man puts up a profile he has to send 50 messages to get one reply???????????   is that sexist??
Gor Blimey Guv,nor
I just got a message from someone asking me if I top from the bottom???  heh??   Now that got me thinking and i did some searching...top from the bottom?.. bottom from the top??  Sounds like cooking instructions for an upside down cherry pie!.. Now dont get me wrong  I like upside down cherry pie and i would admire anyone who can make one... they are quite difficult to make.....its getting the fecker on the plate for proper presentation. thats the hardest part.

So im wondering if i top from the top
Please please please not another Vicky Pollard caracature with self esteem issues telling me I should be more understanding about her needs..By all means please talk to me if you are fun happy confident kinky or just wanna have a good natter...But none of that release me from my shackles master crapology

  Is it me?? Please tell me Is it?

 Is everyone else sane and Im losing the plot??

Jeez??
My hope is fully restored.
I can sympathise with so many women on this site...  I had the misfortune to spend ages chatting to a bloke pretending to be a woman from this site  God what a screwed up cheesedick he was!!!!!

Still  there are some true angels on this site  You know who you are  xxxxxxxxxx
Some of the poetry on here is pure agony..I mean lyrics to songs  like "How can something that feels so good be so bad" or worse  "If this si wrong I do wanna be right"  

they should be reserved to Girls Aloud or Robbie Fat Boy Williams 

Jeez give me a break   Such trite self indulgent nonsense  Have you read some of the poems???

She kneels before the One
His touch burns her very soul

Get fucked  Pure unadulterated shite

Anyway  if you have a modicum of humour , some intelligence and a kinky nature   Lets chat


But please   please plaese  dont tell me if you,re embarking on a feckin journey !!!!!!!