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I had a Pro Domme message me on here telling me that she was like a fine wine
I asked her did she mean I could get her cheaper abroad?
She was unimpressed
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Here is a new idea
Post a picture of your breasts on here and then say you are only looking for a LTR
That shit really works!!!!! |
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I think I now hate this site So frustrating |
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Next sub that says its not about erotica or sex I am gonna order them to sit in a bath of ice cold water for 20 minutes, lick a wasp whilst alive and then tell me they are doing it to please their Master GET A FECKIN GRIP |
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Two things freak me out about this site. So often you see new women subs join and then within two weeks they say they are owned or under consideration??? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!! If thats what melts your Magnum you are going to be abused in the wrong way by some people on here. Get a grip
The second one is this new word "FinDomme" Now this is way off the scale Firstly do men actually respond? Do they know that most "FinDommes" sre men?
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Never quite understood why some woman post a picture of their breasts as their main pic until now.
But I can see it now .. I can look at the picture and instantly see how we share the same sense of humour and wait, not just that, but we share so many similar kinks!!!! Phew! |
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What in the name of everything that constitutes sanity is a "cashpig"?
Are there really men that stupid? |
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If someone says they have no limits. Does that mean they are on a diet? Tesco,s sell limits biscuits for £1.49 |
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To all my good buddies on here. Bit of a business crisis going on and I will be here less frequently for a while |
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why did He make cows out of meat?? |
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A tribute? A feckin tribute? As euphemisms go that is the most ridiculous |
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Why oh Why would a would be Domme put her location as Hell??? I mean seriously!! We all know she is not from Hell...............or do we???
Did she mean Hull?
It in no way makes her sound more Domme, actually it reads more like " Trying too hard to sound hard"... Hell me feckin arse
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Is it just me or are there some very worrying characters on here. Please someone tell me Im been naive. Ive just read a few profiles from some women on here who I wont name but here are some of their offers "I will walk away from my children or put them into care for the right man" This woman has 5 children???? How fucked up is that? And another one.................. "I am looking for a man who knows how to use his fists and use me as a punchbag whenever he wants"???..Thats just downright disturbing. There are so many like this They need help not collarme... And silly ol me thought that bdsm was all about kinky fun with likeminded people |
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"My submission is a gift" "I am not a doormat" Quotations from De sade..yawn yawn yawn jesus H christ get a grip, get a life Its about fun..its about arousal... its about kinkiness |
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I left this site for a while to go on a journey. Twas a wonderful journey indeed Jameson whiskey £15.99 per bottle at Tescos but the parking was a real bugger.
I wish everyone success on their "journeys"
Christ give me patience sighs!!! |
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DEFINITION OF A MISTRESS
Something between a Master and a Mattress
Feck This is gonna get me in lots of trouble
Gulp!!!!! |
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I have found something else to be grumpy about jeez im turning into a real Victor Meldrew here. What is this nonsense of giving yourself a name that is the latin for panther or lioness or some such nonsense. or worse still this kajira Gor crapology from some silly book.
Who cares if you name is the peruvian word for the sun shines from your arse
Give yourself a real name I say a name like throbbinhood smiles!! |
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If you're looking for love in a looking glass world its pretty hard to find |
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I just got a message from someone asking me if I top from the bottom??? heh?? Now that got me thinking and i did some searching...top from the bottom?.. bottom from the top?? Sounds like cooking instructions for an upside down cherry pie!.. Now dont get me wrong I like upside down cherry pie and i would admire anyone who can make one... they are quite difficult to make.....its getting the fecker on the plate for proper presentation. thats the hardest part.So im wondering if i top from the |
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YET ANOTHER ASTUTE OBSERVATION Look at a new profile and revisit that profile 20 days later...the difference is usually quite dramatic,Cynicism sets in, mistrust develops and quite often there,s a lot of anger Do most of the men on here upset women that much?? Bloody hell I must be naive |
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is this sexist?? A woman puts a profile on this site she gets 50 messages within a few hours A man puts up a profile he has to send 50 messages to get one reply??????????? is that sexist?? |
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I just got a message from someone asking me if I top from the bottom??? heh?? Now that got me thinking and i did some searching...top from the bottom?.. bottom from the top?? Sounds like cooking instructions for an upside down cherry pie!.. Now dont get me wrong I like upside down cherry pie and i would admire anyone who can make one... they are quite difficult to make.....its getting the fecker on the plate for proper presentation. thats the hardest part.
So im wondering if i top from the top |
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Please please please not another Vicky Pollard caracature with self esteem issues telling me I should be more understanding about her needs..By all means please talk to me if you are fun happy confident kinky or just wanna have a good natter...But none of that release me from my shackles master crapology
Is it me?? Please tell me Is it?
Is everyone else sane and Im losing the plot??
Jeez?? |
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My hope is fully restored. |
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I can sympathise with so many women on this site... I had the misfortune to spend ages chatting to a bloke pretending to be a woman from this site God what a screwed up cheesedick he was!!!!!
Still there are some true angels on this site You know who you are xxxxxxxxxx |
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Some of the poetry on here is pure agony..I mean lyrics to songs like "How can something that feels so good be so bad" or worse "If this si wrong I do wanna be right"
they should be reserved to Girls Aloud or Robbie Fat Boy Williams
Jeez give me a break Such trite self indulgent nonsense Have you read some of the poems???
She kneels before the One His touch burns her very soul
Get fucked Pure unadulterated shite
Anyway if you have a modicum of humour , some intelligence and a kinky nature Lets chat
But please please plaese dont tell me if you,re embarking on a feckin journey !!!!!!! |
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