ThighMaster

If one gives their consent to non consensual doesn't it then become consensual ?

No phone No fool No pests....

Isn't it funny how similar diary and diarrhea sound and their content is much the same too...

Gotta love the large breasts in bondage, talk about Thoracic Park....

You gotta love it when a slave says they are sadistic because they can't spell masochistic or don't know the difference....

I'm testing a new ink here, let Me know if you can't read this.

Just when I had My goals in sight a dense fog rolled in..

Stuttering is a skipping stone of speech.

I just discovered the "extra large" setting on My washing machine has nothing to do with My shirt size...

When I was young I never wanted to be a rock star because they all wore suits, now I wouldn't mind because I could dress like a bum.

Never dry your hair in the shower, the constant flow of water will cause the drying process to take forever.

OMG !  I can't believe My luck, My incredibly rich uncle just passed in Nigeria and left Me millions (or was it billions, I lost count of the trailing zeros) all I have to do is send them My banking info and they will make the transfer.  As if My luck couldn't get any better I got a message from a young (natural born female) beautiful admirer who wants to relocate to Me immediately and all I have to do is pay a relocation fee.  Oh happy days, can life get any better ????

Lessons I've learned from fishing:

Lesson 1: The lure that attracts fish today is not the same lure the fish will want tomorrow after going to the tackle shop and buying several more of the same type.

Lesson 2: When fishing with your dog always put life jackets on your favorite rods and reels.

Lesson 3: Dogs do not respond well to being hooked in the ear no matter how expensive the lure.

Lesson 4: Always choose a dog who doesn't like the water so you can retrieve your own lure in a manner commonly known as fishing.

I want to find a slave who likes to be forced to do dirty things.... like My socks, My jeans and My shorts...

Please note, if I don't get back to you right away, it's because you didn't bother to send Me a message...

Pay no attention to this journal entry, I changed My miind..