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~Doesn't play well with others~"I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of
things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and
complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make
it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else."
-Kurt Cobain((if anybody wants to talk you can find me on yahoo as zombie.sushi i don't check this site much anymore so its an easier way to reach me if you want))
I
will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is
leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta
configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum,
tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I've hired
some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic
reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I
also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal
body and make sure it's turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration
gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways,
just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration
as much as I do?
ps...
Let me know if this makes you secrete.
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Im
just a girl. happily married, Im not really looking for anything more
then friendship, safety rules still apply. (the safeword for
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ok, maybe this isn't to clear, please STOP sending me phone numbers! I will not call you, and frankly my first instinct after receiving a mysterious phone number in a message here is to run off and either write a phony Craigslist ad for you or take a marker and write it on a bathroom wall somewhere. I haven't done either yet but this is getting to ridiculous . please don't make me do this, I really don't want to be that mean.
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No cock pics,
No email addresses or phone numbers,
No erotic stories,
No lists of Dommly prowess,
No offers of slavery.I
respond to every email I get, the ones that get more than a polite
"Thank you go away." are the emails that have been original, to the
point, not too pushy, interesting, spelled correctly, obviously written
to me and not a cut and paste, that show the sender has read and
understood my profile, and then asks questions about me that are about
me and not my sexual preference.People sending me random friends
requests, or messages that are disrespectful or degrading will be harpooned through the head and dragged back to my lair for disposal. If you want
to be a friend that's fine but at least message me and say hello first.
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