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[Female News Reporter]
"At the bottom of our news tonight, there's been a new animal aimed at falling off the face of our Earth. Yes... Young black teenagers are reported to be the oldest, and the newest,creatures added to the Endangered Species List. As of now, no efforts have been made to preserve the blacks. When asked why, a top law Official adds,
'Because they make good game'"
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STOP UNMITIGATED ZIONIST BULLSHIT
FREE PALESTINE! |
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What if everyone knew Calvin Coolidge as the rapper and not the President?
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Anna Politkovskaya 1958 - 2006
Molly Ivins 1944 - 2006
Aaron Russo 1943 - 2007
Christopher Hitchens 1949 - 2011
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One thing that always strikes me about profile pictures is how nobody seems to realize that people have eyes.
By that I mean that there is an outside chance that the dozens, hundreds or thousands of people that will watch your picture might actually see things in that picture other than the operating parts you are trying to draw attention to. People might notice the large, mold-infested crack on the wall. People might notice the anal lube on your night stand. People might notice the three week pile of dirty undies two feet from where you are showing off your stuff. People might notice the leftovers inches from your money shot focus.
To put it another way… try to look at your pictures as an innocent bystander would. |
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I agree, it is the little things in life.  http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0028.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>
Amazon.com book review reads; ... this comes from the prologue to "on the genealogy of morals" written by a scholar who studied nietzschi. |
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0559.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>
May 23, 2008
Bush gave his speech on the back lawn of the White House pressing congress to fast-track approvals for free-trade deals with Colombia, Panama and South Korea.
At that same time, the Nadar/Gonzalez 08' team along with supporters stood in front of the White House calling for the resignation of Bush and Cheney.
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It's a beautiful day. The clear blue sky reminds me of how enormous this world really is. And it's just incredible to me, knowing that somewhere out there right now, someone is getting fisted on a webcam under this very same sky.
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I just stumbled across a lovely and fairly new profile, that of x0my0hmy0x.
The name sounded familiar from somewhere, and some rudimentary searching turned up other profiles, on other sites, some with a birth date.
I hope everyone does that research and figures out soon that this person has yet to reach the legal age of consent.
I am several shades of unsettled about this. Laws being what they are at the moment, this is a child willfully lying about her age and by doing so liable to get people put into jail -- herself included (although in her case, we're talking juvenile detention solely for impersonating an adult -- which again should tell you something right there).
Yes, everyone involved has been notified of this. In the meantime, guys and girls, if you aspire to spend some quality gen-pop time for statutory rape, you now know where to go.
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ExecutiveDomNYC wrote to me:
You are not a beauty queen, and your body is far from perfect, but your submissiveness makes up for any physical imperfections,
I love fishing at a secluded lake. The only thing I love more then casting that rod is you being tied naked and spread-eagled to a tree, forced to wait patiently while your man does the fishing, knowing that when I am done, I'll be using my "rod" on you.
You adore billiards. you can bang an eight ball with the best of them. The only thing that turns you on more then making a combination in the corner pocket is to be used violently in the mens bathroom by Sir while other people use the pool table.
You're a sucker for long walks beside the beach, but would give them up forever in exchange for being forced to your knees and told to Serve, anywhere, anytime.
you like lobster, but you love handcuffs: you love expresso, but you adore hairpulling and spanking: You are fond of creme de brule, but you ache for a collar.
http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0572.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> Maybe he should buy a horse, move up into the mountains and not bother anybody. |
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Too bad all the Doms on here want relationships! I ask this: What is wrong with getting fucked from behind in a seedy alley somewhere by a complete stranger you found online a few hours earlier? http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0533.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> |
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Obviously, there has been a mistake with my post on phone etiquette. Magically, somehow, someone inserted "I have no idea how to handle this. Is there a Dom out there, somewhere, that I have never talked to, who can jump in with unwarranted and spectacularly stupid advice? Please, help me Captain Obvious. Be my Captain Awesome... will you Daddy?
My problem solving skills are simple and my bRain not work gud. I am unable to decide on how to handle my communication needs and need instuction from well-meaning, horny strangers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know i'm a bytch... and then some. Depending on perspective!
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A Google advertising sales rep has apologized after using her company blog to urge healthcare companies to take out Google ads attacking Michael Moore's new movie, "Sicko," Moore "attacks health insurers, health providers, and pharmaceutical companies by connecting them to isolated and emotional stories of the system at its worst," wrote Lauren Turner. "Moore’s film portrays the industry as money and marketing driven, and fails to show healthcare’s interest in patient well-being and care." In response, she suggested, Google ads can help companies "better manage their reputations through 'Get the Facts' or issue management campaigns. ... We can place text ads, video ads, and rich media ads in paid search results or in relevant websites within our ever-expanding content network." After coming under heavy criticism from non-Google bloggers, Turner beat a hasty retreat, writing that her statement was just "my personal opinion." According to a report in Forbes, however, "The incident does more than call attention to Google's ever-cozier relationships with corporate advertisers as it deepens its role as an online advertising agency: It also highlights Google's unorthodox use of bloggers to communicate with the public. Google has long used blogs as a casual form of public relations, both on its official sites and on the personal sites of its employees, sometimes blurring the line between the two."
Source: Forbes. July 2, 2007
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So I finally gave in and paid my way, way overdue cell phone bill a few minutes ago.
Paying for both cell and home phones aggravates me to no end. When you get right down to it, I am paying over $100 a month to make it more convenient for people to disturb and harass me at the most inconvenient time for me… usually, to tell me things I don’t want to know, sell me things I do not want to buy, and/or give me things to do that I do not want to do.
It has come to the point where I hate answering the phone, and I hate checking messages even more. And fuck returning calls! It sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before, now and always. For me, it sucks so bad that it makes me want to jab a fork in my neck (repeatedly if necessary) in the hopes that I will bleed out before the next unwanted, you need to get in touch with us, can you get this done before close of business tomorrow, give us something, do something for us, let us bug you for no other reason than that we can get a hold of you call comes in.
Where is MY choice? Where is MY time? What happened to ME being able to pick when I want to be “in touch”? I want communication companies to offer me a new service. Dig this: a pain in my ass decides to get “in touch” with me. He/she dials my phone number(s). The phone company intervenes for me, telling said pain in my ass that “the number you are trying to reach is not accepting incoming calls at this time”. Now that I would pay for.
If I had my way, I would just have a cell phone that I could turn on and off at my convenience. However, I live on a small farm; getting reception out here is like watching TV with the Bundy Family. When you find yourself standing on the corner of a rickety picnic table holding a foil contraption stretched out like a Renaissance statue just to be able to talk to someone… you might have crappy reception where you live. And yes, I am exaggerating, but not all that much. |
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Thanks for wasting my fucking time, Palooka. It would've been more fulfilling to burn the money in my pocket than to subject myself to this utter uselessness... would've had a better time too!
Perhaps it was sabotaged by the CollarMe gremlin?
Ya think?
Dated: 4/1/2007
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because the account no longer exists]
Good morning Suzi. Just came across your profile and thought that perhaps two window shoppers might shop together. I am very on the Dom side, however so I suggest you review my profile before making any contact (I really don't want to waste your time). If interested, invite me to chat or find me on yahoo (palooka).
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Another holiday ...SUPER. http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0005.gif" align=absMiddle border=0>
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Offline im from a gf.
Jane (8/16/2006 8:23:00 PM): so i'm in class today and accidentally opened my cd player on my laptop and push it back closed.... so what pops up on my screen - but a big black cock fucking a white girls ass - greeeeeaaaaaat
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What is sexual is what gives a man an erection ... If there is no inequality, no violation, no dominance, no force, There is no sexual arousal.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know."
He started telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself:
"You know, that story wasn't too long after all."
I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.
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I am back from Mexico...
Did anyone miss me?
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Bow your heads, please, I need sympathy. I am being forced to return from Mexico interrupting my vacation, the first in many years. I return for a second mediation conference regarding a trust with the two remaining members of my father’s side. These two members are the aunts or to steal words from John Cassavetes , ‘a couple of not so bright bitches’.
My emotions flick back and forth between disgust, anger and, sadness at the dignity-free maliciousness and libelous behavior. There is disappointment too, in myself for making the decision to leave all 22 family members on my mother’s side vacationing here with me. I doubt myself for letting down the living to keep my promise to my dead.
I must give this conference a good faith effort, my conscience demands this one last try. Also, I must be here enjoying this rare family vacation. I'm sure my 22 family members see it as a successful continuation of my aunts idiocy, making me an idiot too.
What keeps me going is that this will truly, finally, blissfully be the last time that I meet with them as a beneficiary. This conference will be the last time I’m used as therapy by fickle and rancorous people who should be heavily medicated rather than allowed to abuse the legal system to take their own guilt out on me, not caring what damage it does to our family's legacy.... its finances to be sure, but worse, to its dignity as well.
Somehow, I feel like the antelope being called away from R&R to parlay with a group of vultures that have had their eye on me for a few decades.
LOL, I wish them well with delusion! |
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It's my 31st birthday today. For my birthday I'd like one harem w/ extra sauce and no fat, please! |
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Without the slightest doubt, I believe that I am spend most of my time plotting my escape from where I hide out, and into the common and the mundane.
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I figure that laying on my back and getting fucked by hundreds of men, and getting on my knees and sucking thousands of dicks, would be the most profound empowerment a woman could have.
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Non sum qualis eram.
Thank fuckin christ it's a new year.
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I see no point in making demands or expecting acts of submission before any agreement has been reached.
Or in my language:
No stupid dog tricks for this girl! I won't & I don't.
Another tip, before negotiation can begin an offer must be laid out. No, your profile does not speak for itself. Naturally, these comments are in no way directed at Collarme users who practice common sense. |
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Another 25 hours of bullshit Christmas to go... |
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I will forever regret using these words. I almost feel guilty not putting a disclaimer on them. On second thought:
WARNING
The following words may be hazardous to your health and friendships.
I think you must be one of the ultimate second-guessers in all that you do; making absolutely sure you did the right thing every time. Anything short of this and you are disappointed in yourself. Am I at all right? |
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Can I tell you what makes love so frightening? It’s that you don’t own it, it owns you.
I don't believe that. I see it as a clever way to negate responsibility.
By the way, it's a line from one of my favorite movies. The ability to recognize what is clever does not make me clever. |
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I can't say it any better than this...
"On that note - the last few days topped my "best of" list. Life is good. xoxo Ate"
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Attn: Sacramento Man w/ 2 Collarme Profiles
You threaten me then block me from responding. This is cowardice. If you truly wish to dissolve your troubles with me let us meet. You know how to contact me.
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Lyaness, I love this chick. She's hot on a computer. She's quick. She's tall. She’s not bitchy, but the capacity for bytch Domme is in her. She can talk to me and get me worked up. She, easily being one of the sexiest Collarme users out there right now, has me truly smitten. If she likes sex and men as well as me, I think sin with her will be a priority for the next few months.
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Christ, I bytch too much!
I'm gonna go work on that, now. |
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I received an unsent message from a beautiful collarme user yesterday. Her being beautiful, I sent a message saying I wished she hadn't unsent it and put her on my favs list. Today I get a message from her demanding to know why she was on my favs list.
I respond: Because you are extremely attractive and I enjoy looking at your pics. It wasn't my intention to offend you. If I have, my apologies and I can remove your profile. That is what you wish?
So now she approves. What I was really thinking was; oh, are you sure it is okay I treat my favs list as if it was truly in fact mine, my lamb? Because your weirdo comfort level is my problem and I really enjoy feeling like an ass hole so, I could go jump off the golden gate if that would make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. |
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Bondage Bunny,
I received the Collarme message you sent me 15 minutes ago. You have blocked me and therefore I am unable to respond. If this blockage is indeed a mishap please, unblock me and send another message so I will be aware.
If the above paragraph is false (OOPS), disregard this journal entry. And pardon me while need to catch the short bus so I can be amongst my peers. |
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I do wonder what is causing what. There seems to be an assumption that monkeys are not included in the dominance hierarchy. These monkeys behave like other monkeys most of the time. But dominance-prone monkeys seem anxious and compulsive. If repeatedly upset, they will show these behaviors more often.
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How did my profile text vanish?
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HUMILIATION
The harder you try,
the dumber you look! |
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Email I received today in my bulk mail folder here on Collarme:
wonderful chest development lilone
:)
if your MInd has the same development...some true dom will be very lucky :)
#%*?
My reply:
actually my brains fell into my tits. it was horrible accident and i resent you for making mention of it.
A second email was sent to me explaining the obvious; that I had just received a compliment. That is exactly why I agreed with him in a totally unusual way.
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I've noticed all the usual suspects are still here.
Thanks for the warm welcome back.
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My Original Profile
"In our obsession with original sin, we do often forget ... original innocence."
- Pope Innocent, of Assisi
15th Century A.D.
"What are you seeking?"
That is the most commonly posed question. Is it really so difficult to believe that I do not seek any one person. This is not a quest for a master.
I have been alone for 19 months and I simply wish to see how others live this lifestyle.
My background in this lifestyle is as follows;
At 19, the same guy I’d been with from the age 13 began with “There is something I want you to try for me and do for us”. He was my introduction.
Realizing we had reached the now or never time for us my husband laid his thoughts out for me. Oddly, my husband gave a very similar opening.
Masochistic tendencies were a constant in both relationships. Objectification and humiliation utilized consistently by both. Control extended into various parts of shared life becoming second nature. Keep in mind, there were differences. Many similarities like the example given but, always highly individualistic. Common ideas and chemistry were critical to my involvement.
Currently I am involved in a messy court battle with the remaining members of my family. This year has proved to be a cruel one marked by losing some family. I oversee my family’s estate which is located outside Sacramento, Ca. I do not know when I’ll be able to get back to my normal life. Right now, I cannot remember what my normal life was. I figure I will reinvent myself again when the time comes. |
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A birthday wish for StuckMojo.
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I'm going to take this next week for myself. With my Father's Birthday being on 6/15 & Father's day backing that up on Sunday I feel it is best for me to be alone.
I'll be back in roughly 10 to 15 days. Wish me luck, please.....
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When did it common place for a man to become responsible for the emotional baggage a woman has accumulated through out her life? Why is personal responsibility a rare commodity? How is it acceptable to use your sexuality as a bargaining chip? A girl shouldn't ever use sex as a down payment for a relationship. We all have our hang ups disappointments and insecurities to fight with. My guess is that men wrestle with their demons too.
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No, I don't really wanna be a blonde. I was amidst a gritty catfight with another user.
I knew she read my journal just like I read hers. No, I won't tell what her user name is. Trust me, if you follow my journal you don't follow hers.
Nonetheless in such situations I find a weakness and exploit it. All is fair in blah blah blah..... Right?
I have never been in a biggest bitch contest before. It's good to know that cattiness is ingrained in the female psyche.
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I wish I was a small scrappy blonde from the city. One with questionable tactics and emotional extremes.
I wish I was this damaged girl who second guesses every little thing she says and does. Trading in self-awareness for blissful ignorance, this blonde nonetheless she sees herself as an underdog.
Overcompensating as a means of hiding the hurt inside for being ignored by those whose attention she most sought.
Isolation and oblivion inspire some very peculiar thoughts. Think I’d better go out tonight. Someone some friend somewhere owes me some beers...
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I love my horoscope today!
Some fool has gone and wreaked havoc on your plans by refusing to cooperate -- for a really petty reason. It's aggravating, and you're just about done pretending it's not. Let 'em have it. Somebody should.
I feel this horoscope today!
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Who knew my last journal entry would be so controversial? It was not intended to offend. I like it here!
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I find the mood here a bit strained and artificial ...
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Completed my profile today. It is now up to the good people here at Collarme to
approve it.
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about my profile...
i worked it out in word and forgot to cut n paste.
oops! |
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