Bottle of red wine makes me horny. I would like to fuck someone. I am in a relationship with a man and am only allowed to alternatively have sex with women. Ladies?
Finally, I met a lovely lady on here who actually shows up when she says she's going to. She may be a unicorn. I shall cherish my unicorn.
I'm not much for giving people on here too many hints about what I'm up to, just because it's fun to keep everyone guessing.
And I would bet I'll have at least 10 guesses by morning.
Cherry whipped cream vodka = delicious, but probably a headache in the morning.
WORTH IT.
Holy rude bitch batman! Did I ever meet someone that deserved a good crack across the face.
Interesting. A good memory just trumped a bad one.
