* Starting your profile by demanding "READ THIS BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME!" is treating the disease by shooting the survivors.
* There is no such thing as an Expert in Intellectual Discourse. In particular, <em>you</em> are not an expert in Intellectual Discourse.
* The very first person who filled in one of these little text-boxes with a message about how they weren't very good at filling in little text boxes -- that was brilliant.
If you aren't guilty of any of the above -- hell, I have to be honest. We still probably won't get along. I'll probably laugh at you and make a lot of dorky jokes at your expense. But feel free to try your luck anyway.
One at a time, please.
fuck am i hung over.
never drink on planes. or after getting off planes.
i would kill a small child for some tylenol
Everyone on this site loves Amusement Parks. WTF.
Ran across this song today. It's two minutes long and uses the word "fuck" 98 times. And it's a total ear worm.
Wait for the radio version if you're easily offended.
The spambots on this site have really gone downhill while I was gone.
I just read an email from a 27 year old Somali woman who said she was 5'7" tall and weighed 54 pounds. That's just wrong.
Just got back from sledding down the really big hill in Wedgewood. Where would we be today, as a civilization, without cafeteria trays?
Also beer.
