SaucyLeo

Sometimes, when you sit and think about what you love and need the most in life, it escapes you. But then you come to realize, it's been staring you in the face the entire time.

It pays to keep your eyes open... Because sometimes, the thing you're searching for comes along at a time and in a place you'd least expect to find it!

After sorting through the Ick in my inbox I'm finding myself less than amused today so keep that in mind..

To those of you who write me and say things like "Your attitude sucks", "You're awful conceited for a submissive" or my personal favorite, "Like I wanted YOU anyway". What is the point? Hit the back arrow and find someone else. Simple as that. The kicker? These same people are the ones I find subscribing to my journal?! Ha ha! You're a fan!!!

To those who whine about fakers and phonies.. I'm as real as they come. I even have references : ) I think the majority of you here don't realize you run off us "real" women by acting like immature assholes.

To "the Age is just a number" people. I'm sorry, but in a relationship, it is more than that. I'm not an ageist by any means. My best guy friend is 42. My best girl pals are 48 (Hey you!!) and 18 respectively. I love having these people in my life immensely, the reality is though, there is no sexual attraction. That is why they will never be moved out of the "friend zone".

My profile states I very much enjoy older men, it does NOT state that I enjoy VERY MUCH OLDER MEN. Honestly, if you're in your late 40's, early 50's or beyond, would you really approach a girl my age in the real world and expect her to be receptive? And no, my point is not that you can't keep up with me in bed (that's another matter entirely), but that a significant age difference means several things.

One is that we're simply at different places in life. I want (down the line) marriage, maybe kids.. all that jazz. Two, we're not going to be a good fit in a vanilla way.. I'm going to use slang words you're not going to understand, listen to music you don't like, want to go do young people activities like getting drunk and going dancing at gay bars. Probably not the average 50 year old's idea of a good time huh? See what I'm getting at?

To those who feel the need to include your phone number after the second message... I'm a decent enough human being that I'm going to pretend I didn't see it. Maybe you're desperate for extra attention, but I'm not.

To those who gloat about what a successful CEO/Wall Street/Fortune 500 Exec they are.. While that may or may not (guess which way I'm leaning) be true, it doesn't matter to me. Really, it doesn't. I passed up the opportunity to spend my life with an honest to god multimillionaire (In real life.. Gasp!) Why? Because we wanted different things out of life. If you think your success and status will ultimately impress me, I'll be happy to send you a list of my requirements if I'm to become a kept woman.

To those who want to live vicariously through me and my sex life.. The people who know me know that I am FAR from shy talking about sex (I could ramble on about blowjobs all day!) but, that does not mean I will be talking sex with YOU. I will not be giving you any material to fap to. That grosses/creeps me the hell out.

To those who constantly ask why I don't post pictures? Well there's the ever popular "for privacy reasons". There's also the fact that I just don't want some of you icky fuckers jerking it to my pics. See above statement. Also, I'm not here to have my ego stroked. I know I'm flippin' cute and I don't need a bunch of random men on the internet telling me as much. Or what they'd want to do to me.

I don't have any problem in saying I have a "type". I'm not everyone's cup of tea. If you're looking for a girl with huge porno tits.. That's not me, and if you're no longer interested? I'm not offended by that. Please, if I tell you there isn't likely to be any sort of spark between us, just accept it for what it is. Put yourself in my place.. How would you feel if some of these beached whale looking women tried to tell you you two were perfect for each other just because her handle is in pink and yours is blue? Attraction matters!

A few things I think it's time I put out there...

If you don't get a reasonably prompt response from me, please assume your message is awaiting deletion in my bulk folder. Sorry.

I don't make it a habit to respond to messages from senders that don't have a complete profile or a weight listed.

Does it state in your profile that you're "looking for a women"? If you don't understand what's wrong with that quotation, please don't contact me.

Please don't send me a random "friend request". This isn't Facebook, and I'm not interested in accumulating as many friends as I can. The people I have listed as 'friends' are people I actually enjoy talking with.

I understand there is a rather high number of "fakers" here, but I also understand why. Let's be real for a minute, guys will do some pretty stupid shit if there is even a slight chance their dick might get wet. I have to applaud those who devote time to "scamming" LOL

For as long as I've been here, I still can't get over the number of "men" who get all pissy when they're told there's no interest. I really think you guys need to go out and learn to take rejection in the real world. It builds character and will help you become a real man one day : )

I find absolutely hysterical the pictures that come up when I include "weightlifting" in my interest search.

Now I'm sorry, but there is no way some of you fellas have seen the inside of a gym in ages. Curling that 1 pound burrito from Taco Bell to your face does NOT constitute lifting weights!

A very wise woman once told me all of the gorgeous men on this site are submissives or switches. 

After much investigation... I think I'm going to have to agree. Maybe it's time to give this financial domination thing a whirl...

Random thoughts about CM...

First and foremost, the "mouse over" feature is the best thing invented EVER! Period. End of story! This single most delightful advent in history has saved me from losing countless brain cells and wasting minutes of my life I'll never get back reading the dribble that finds it's way into my inbox!

Speaking of messages... What's the deal with sending "stories" or "fantasies" as a first contact? No "Hello", "Hey", or "How are you?" Trust me guys.. It's weird.

I personally feel that any MAN who types *smiles* should be beat with a blunt object. But that's just me.

Calling yourself experienced gets no points. I don't want to hear about your last sub/slave and all the wonderful things you did together. If it was so great why are you looking for a replacement?

I consider myself "pre-owned". Apparently a submissive who knows how she should be treated is not looked highly upon here.

I love messages that state "My last sub was a redhead, beautiful, devoted blah blah...". Damn. Here I was thinking I was a unique individual...

User names that begin with "Lord", "Master", "Dom" ect. make me wonder about your lack of creativity and ultimately provoke me to do this

Photos... I totally get that we all want to post flattering pictures of ourselves but there are somethings that really make me go

While cock shots are nice.. I know where to find pictures of dicks on the internet to entertain myself. Please have a shot with your "other" head too! I know I'm not the only woman on the planet who thinks a man could have the most perfect phallus ever created but if the rest of the package is iffy we're not interested. I don't want to have to live in a blindfold to be in your presence.

Also.. Seeing all of these profile photos of "you" fucking some poor girl makes me wonder if I'm suppose to have photos of myself giving head. Is that attractive? Seeing someone you're interested in playing with another man's junk? I'm open to explanations.

You know those photos of you flexing in your bathroom or bedroom mirror? Are you aware that the mess on your counter top, that pile of dirty clothes or your Star Wars posters are totally visible? First impressions people!!

And WTF is with posting pictures of you and your KIDS? I understand that you're trying to make yourself seem "normal" but in the context of this website.. It's seriously creepy.

If your profile states you're in your 40's and the only picture you have is from when you were in college... What are you hiding? C'mon.. it's 2012. A recent photo means days, weeks or even a few months ago... Not YEARS.

If you came to this site because you've never fucked a girl in the ass and that's your idea of kink? Well... Good luck to you.

On that note.. While I'll happily tongue a girl's ass for hours on end, I have no desire to do it to a man. None. Zero. Me doing anything to YOUR ass certainly seems like a power move to me.

Be honest about your intentions. If you're only here to talk theory or are curious and want to explore a little bit, that's fine, we all start somewhere! But BE HONEST about it! If you have no intention of a relationship, let alone meeting, Skyping, or picking up the phone... BE HONEST! 

Just because you live within driving distance of me.. Don't expect me to be all gun ho to meet up either. Especially since I'm not looking to just "play".

Please don't mistake politeness for interest. My mother raised me to be kind, but that doesn't mean I'm committing to sitting at your feet for eternity after a few messages.

Attraction Matters! I don't think it's a wildly crazy idea that two people can be very "right" for each other on paper, but if the physical attraction isn't there it's simply not going to happen. You know the saying "The heart wants what the heart wants"? Yeah.. Well.. So do the fun girlie parts.

I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a perfect 10 but I am pretty damn adorable! I keep myself up and consider my gym time important. Why does a man think he can be a slob and get a hot chick? I know it happens, but still... I'm not looking to role play Beauty and the Beast.

LADIES!!! I didn't forget about you! I'm happy to chat and compare notes as I'm sure we speak to alot of the same men! Happy hunting! ; )

If nothing else... I love this site for the giggle factor!!!