Ristretto

(Warning: humor was used in the making of this profile. Seriously)

Good Day

To introduce myself and to demonstrate that I am a leader among men, I will provide you with a humble resume of achievements in the scene.

I started with a poly household in a TPE top relationship with my mother 49 years ago until she decided about age 14 that I had to do some of the housework myself like cleaning my own room. I’ve had hardons now for 45 straight years. I’ve been kinky since I was about 5 with my early bondage scene RP as cowboys and Indians which created embarrassing hardons and inappropriate sinful thoughts ever since. I spanked and gagged my first girlfriend but, in my defense, it was her idea. I’ve been in the marriage scene for 26 years and finally 2 years ago the goverment gave me permission to be single again. I’ve been employed steadily since I was 14 and prefer topping from the bottom as a SAMie in the workplace.

So as you can see, I am highly qualified to be a leader among men, women, and small domestic animals.

I’ve met this really wonderful woman and am happy beyond words. We’re working to make the most uber-amazing relationship ever taking the best of M/s, D/s, BDSM, TPE, TiH, GFE, MILF, FDIC, LOL, and XOXO, wrapping it all in shrinkwrap and putting a bow on it and then spanking it. I fully expect our relationship will be documented and used as a benchmark for all relationships heading forward worldwide.

Our relationship is best defined as "monogamous with play partners" and if you're looking for your next husband feel free to say hi and move on otherwise its always lovely to discover unique opportunities and challenges each connection offers. We celebrate when each other finds those connections and maybe someday we can share one of those connections together.

As busy a man as I am, I do take the time to say hello to people of lower social status than myself on websites such as this. :pp

Enjoy your day.

---Steve