Congratulations, you have just read your 100th personal ad. You are now eligible for the grand prize.
The grand prize consists of:
A 33 year old White Big Man
A down-to-earth gentleman who knows how to treat a lady
A guy who is college educated
Someone who enjoys:
Fine cooking and dining
Being Artistic (not in the girly way)
Dancing (Also not in the girly way)
Martial Arts
Bowling, Darts and other games
Traveling (within the U.S.)
Not a player
A man with who is looking to find the right woman, to cherish and love
In order to claim your prize the committee requires that you meet the following requirements:
Must be a single woman
Age: 18-43 years old
Must enjoy similar things to me
Must be level headed with out extreme views
Must not be a player
Must have awareness of current events; must be confident in their personal views on said current events; and also be able to explain why they have them.
Be within an hour’s driving distance of BaltimoreCity
Must be submissive but not a doormat
Must understand that although I expect you to be respectful of me that you should have your own mind and be respectful of yourself as well
Must have the same relationship goals.
If you meet the above requirements and would like to claim your prize; email me at the link provided.
We hope you enjoyed playing the Internet Dating Game; and thank you for playing.
