PUTemonGLASS

f you dig this poem, you'll dig me...

I touched her knees and asked her please,
and of this she did not mind,

I praised her lips and luscious tits,
and of this she'd remind me.

I'm more than lips and tits and ass, 
I have a brain in this head.

So I praised her wither strength and grit 
and fucked her mouth instead.

She spat it out,and spat and shout,
"You're such a fucking jerk.

My brains two inches above my mouth,
this shit will never work."

I spat right back, "that shit is wack!" 
What is a boy to do?

"Your earholes, dear, are far too small, 
and your nose is filled with goo.

We could try via vagina,
but we've tried that one before

and lord knows you'll never let me venture
in through the backdoor"... she cried,

"Just tell me that you love my mind,
that it matters if i'm smart
that you love my for my poems
and fuck me for my art."

I gasped
and laughed
and took her hand
"I love your every part,

and yes its true
i must admit
grey matter gets me hard,

but this message isn't for your brain,
please dear,
take this
to heart.

As much as I love tits and ass,
I'd never fuck a retard."