n00b

I haven't been around much. And for good reason. Those who are important know what's been going on in my life.

On a not mysterious and secretive note, I bought a Kindle. And I'm officially obsessed with it. I mean, being able to buy a book and immediately get in downloaded to the palm of my hand? Amazing.

Also. NaNoWriMo is coming up. I'm still debating if I want to participate. It might not be such a terrible thing if I sat this one out.

Went to the Oklahoma State Fair yesterday. It was fun. Got some stuff (fairs have some of the best stuff), a purse, a wrist band that says I (heart) boobies, new nipple barbells, a couple of necklaces, and a henna tattoo.

I got a sunburn, and I managed to overheat. But! I got a giant sucker that's black, pink, and white. It's almost too pretty to put into my mouth. But I'm sure I will prevail.

I'm tired and bored tonight.

Brent Spiner on Alphas tonight. Which is the only reason I'm watching this episode. I've moved on to bigger and better things. Like Warehouse 13. I've started watching Eureka. I'm almost done with the first season (Netflix is a gift from whatever higher being in which you believe), and I'm still undecided.

It's weird. They have the main cast, but then introduce someone new every week that goes and messes with the already unbalanced town. I kind of wish they would have people we're already familiar with fuck stuff up.

The character development seems kind of rushed.

For those of you who aren't on the up-and-up regarding nerdiness, Brent Spiner played Data on Star Trek: TNG (TNG = The Next Generation for you slow folks. You know who you are).

I'm much more of a Picard girl than a Kirk girl. I think it was Patrick Stewart's voice that did it for me.

Although, I did enjoy Wil Wheaton's character on The Guild. He had a pretty righteous beard, and he was a complete dickwad. Which works for him, I hear.

I've been watching anime a bit lately. High School of the Dead was pretty good. It's a zombie anime (which is pretty fracking cool), shows a lot of upskirt and boob glimpses minus the nipple. So that was good.

Like I need to see more nipple, right? All I have to do is look down and BAM! there's nipple. 

I'm outtie. Like an outtie thing.

Regarding my last journal entry:

I had nothing to do with the farm type stuff as that is not my kink. So please stop asking.

That is all.

For now.

Ugh, hellacious couple of days: friends being surprised with...well surprising news (it's highly illegal, can't talk about it. Let's just say...farm type stuff was involved in a sexual way).

My best friend's new girlfriend texted me saying that he (my friend) doesn't want to be friends with me any more.

When confronted about it, he said that she (his girlfriend) hates that he has a girl best friend. Here's the kicker: he kind of agrees with her and has chosen to "see where things go with her".

Really. I'm basically losing my best friend for the duration of his relationship. I don't know if this is just an out for him, like, he really didn't want to be friends the entire time, and this crazy bizznatch just provided a convenient  way out.

Or if he really likes this girl, and is willing to risk a....fifteen year friendship for her.

Guys suck.

In other news, my roommate has a new boyfriend, and I can hear them boinking all night through our shared wall. He (my roommate) is a world-class screamer, and can rival any porn star in that department.

In other, other news. Work sucked. I guess today was the opening day for college football (or something), so every OSU fan came into the store buying up all the beer and ice. By, like noon we had ran out of ice. This is how smart Oklahomans are:

Customer: I'd like four bags of ice.

Me: We're out of ice.

Customer: (blank stare) You're out of ice?

Me: Yes, we're out of ice.

Customer: You have no bags of ice?

Me: Yes, we have no bags of ice.

Customer: I'm going to 7-11

And that was just one customer. I repeated this conversation five gajillion times.

And then I had to deal with two old guys coming into the store with no shirts on, proudly showing their saggy old man boobs and back hair. And they stare at my boobs, which is quite the feat since even the Puritans would think the shirt I have to wear is too conservative.

Lesson of the day: You're = you are. It's really not that hard.

I've been watching Adult Swim and I've made a decision:

Jeff Goldblum is kind of hot for a gentleman of the older persuasion.

That is all.

Nothing to see here.

Go about your business.

~WARNING~

This journal post will contain nerding out, and a possible girl nerdgasm.

Now onto the good stuff....

Roommate and I were watching trailers for upcoming movies. And there's this movie called Knights of Badassdom. It's about a group of LARPers who are doing their LARPing thing, and the spellcasting guy has this book. And from this book he pulls a spell and summons a very real Succubus. Hilarity, action, and nerdiness ensues.

Coupled with seeing a preview for a movie with Zachary Quinto (who we all know as the bad guy from Heroes, AND Spock)....

Pardon me while I have a nerdgasm.

.......................

Alright, I'm done.

Other movies I'm looking forward to:

The Avengers.

Sherlock Holmes.

The Woman in Black (Featuring Mr. Daniel Radcliffe).

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas.

There's more. But those are the ones I'm most looking forward to.

It's the small things that make me happy:

The way my toon's ears flap when she runs.

That feeling between being awake and being asleep.

Cartoons.

Finishing (and starting) a book.

Harry Potter. (the books and movies, not the specific character. Though if we're talking about specific characters, Neville Longbottom does it for me.)

Flowers (tulips and lilies)

The feel of a cold pool on a hot day.

Finished The Last Continent at work today. It's by Terry Pratchett, who is quite the literary genius. He makes me jealous a little, the way he turns a phrase.

I was going to talk about something interesting in the journal entry, but I hadn't brought my notebook to work with me to write it down so I'd remember it later (now). So now I'm drawing a blank, and rambling about the interesting thing I'm not going to write.

So now I'm in bed, naked, watching Family Guy about to indulge in my WoW fix.

Oh, I heard Beyonce is pregnant. I guess that was a big deal. Because it's not like women have been getting pregnant for...well, a really fracking long time.

True Blood tonight!

Work was...work-like.  Some dude came in and bought $20 worth of beer with quarters, dimes, and nickels. And I'm like "dude, go to a fucking Coinstar"

I want to talk about something serious for a second: SEX.

Before you get comfortable and unzip (ya pervs), it's probably not what you think.

I was talking with one of my gal pals about...stuff, and she tells me that she prefers vaginal-penis sex over anything. And I'm thinking, "What? You's a crazy bitch."

So this comment of hers got me thinking for serious. I'm not a vaginal-penis gal.  I'm much more of a penis-mouth type of girl. And before you go "girls don't get aroused by sucking the peter". To that I say, "Yeah huh."

I do get aroused from sucking cock. I don't know why, but I do. Just one of those things about which I'm not going to ask questions. I just do it.

My next preference would be....anal-penis. Anal sex is a little bit humiliating, and a little painful. Together it feels so good. And I can orgasm from it.

After that it would be vagina-fingers. Being fingered is the only way I can orgasm through vaginal sex. And I squirt. Because I'm awesome.

Lesson of the day: Commas do not equal ellipses. Seriously.

Just got home from seeing Don't be Afraid of the Dark.  It was....okay.  Some fairly scary parts. Some boring parts. Overall it was an okay horror movie.

Today at work, some guy came into the store and bought some Enzyte (yes we sell that stuff). And then proceeds to tell me that his girlfriend is mad at him because he "can't get it up". And that he hopes the Enzyte fixes that.

O.O

I couldn't tell if he was serious, or just saying something purposefully outrageous, or lying or whatever. But really, who says that stuff to some random person?

Oh the joys of working with the public.

Staying awake because I want to talk someone is ruining my sleep schedule.

I hope it's worth it.

So I should be asleep. Instead, I'm obsessively watching videos on Youtube.

"What are you watching n00b?" you might feel the need to ask me (because you just can't help yourself).

Well, I'll tell you.

There's this cat called Maru. And this cat is the best cat ever. I'm not so much a cat person. More of a dog person. But this cat makes me want to be a cat person.

The sad thing is, there aren't as many funny dog videos around.

Oh well.

*wanders off*

This was my productive day off:

11 AM: Wake up.

11:30 AM: Get out of bed.

11:45-2:30: clean, do laundry, run errands, generally being a responsible adult type.

2:30-5 PM: Play WoW.

5-6:30 PM: Make and eat dinner (panko crusted, baked chicken tenders, sweet potato fries and sweet tea, for you nosy folks), peel and cut carrots (neighbor person gave us a ginormic bag of carrots).

6:30-7 PM: Shower, shave generally be clean.

7-Present: Play WoW. I started a new character (night elf druid), and I'm pretty sure I'm going to make her my main. Seriously, uber badassery right there.

Anyway. This was mostly for you folks out there who ask me: "How was your day?". And I can refer you people to this post. And you can form your own opinion on whether or not it was a good day.

This is my new interactive journal post! Have fun!

Home yay!

Work was weird today. I was there for all of an hour before the power went out. It was out on the entire corner. Carl's Jr, Walgreens, the strip mall, the street lights. There were smexy cops on the corner directing traffic. Until they got bored (I guess) and just put free-standing stop signs in the intersection.

You know how people watch NASCAR to see a wreck? I stood at the window watching the intersection. I know, I'm a horrible person. How dare I watch, hoping for an accident. Have no fear, dear reader no one was hurt in the making of this journal post.

Anyway.

It got to be about five hundred degrees inside the store before the power went back on. And as soon as it came back on, and I unlocked the doors, five hundred people plowed into the place (it's not as as sexy as you would think).

Now I'm at home, enjoying the cool air. Just finished watching the next webisode of The Guild. And watching a movie called Chaos. Which has my future kidnappee, Jason Statham.

All that makes me have a happy.

I'm not the type of person who journals, really. But for some reason, the Edit Journal button has been calling my name: "n00b n0000000000b. Click me!"

So I finally gave into the peer pressure, and here I am.

Not too much to say right now. Worked today, at home now, enjoying Alphas and pita bread and hummus.

And will be enjoying WoW a little later.

Fun, right.