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My Master and Mistress really believe I will be moving to live with them but since I am fake how will I. How could I move in with a Mistress that is so obviously fat that I she must sweat like a pig. And Master, what can I say but that he is a dweeb that has spent too much time playing D&D and couldn't find anyone better to marry. All the girls growing up must have teased him so bad bacause he is so scrawny and small. |