Alright, I haven't changed this profile in quite a while. I guess it's time for some housecleaning. After being on this site for quite a while, I've realized that around 80% of people here are a complete waste of my time, and I'm a waste of theirs.
To the financial scammers, I'm poor, bark up another tree.
To the girls who are posing just to be loved...you're not doing yourself or anyone else any favors by being here. Especially yourself. You shouldn't ever have to pretend to be something you're not.
To the subs who are seeking your soulmate...I wish you all the luck in the world. It might even be me - but chances are against it. I feel sorry for the pile of crap you probably have to wade through.
Finally, to anyone left reading, who is at least somewhat intelligent, cool, can carry on a conversation, and knows the difference between their, they're and there or you're and your...I'm worth the time. Send me a message.
About me: I'm a strange one. I spend most of my time thinking about the complexities of the universe rather than worrying about myself or other things that should probably capture more of my attention. I grew up in a cult, so that probably explains at least some of my "off-ness". I'm easy to talk to, but hard to get to know. I want a puppy, but always end up with kittens. I'm a nice guy but most people think I'm an asshole. I'm passionate about my beliefs, but am too cynical for my own good. I am a genius, but can't make some of the simple decisions. Life is tough when you're a walking paradox. Don't judge me by my cover and I won't judge you by yours.
If you're wondering about me kink-wise, I feel that's a topic better discussed person-to-person rather than plastering a laundry list here. I'm not interested in doing your thinking for you - I want a sub with her own ideas, thoughts, and personality that will challenge me intellectually and be unafraid to stand her ground when she knows she's right. I'm a Dom, not perfect, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'll even admit it...I like brats.
If you've made it this far, why not go just a bit further and send me a message? I'm not psycho...and I'm always up for a good conversation. I'm also addicted to parentheses and ellipses. I'm not really "looking" for anything, but also not "not looking" either. Hope to hear from you soon.
