Get to know me as an Owner so I can get to know you as a slave.
From my childhood the daily viewing of The Gong Show was always a thrill and the biggest thrill of all was always - "Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine"
There are some great YouTube clips of his performances.
Loyalty Honesty Discipline Creativity Adventure Intensity Curiosity Manners Courage Obedience Humour Intelligence Endurance Flexibility Patience Gratitude Spontaneous Faith Commitment - this is mostly who I am and mostly what I am looking for in a slave. Pick one of these so we can start a conversation and get to know each other.
I am patient with someone who wants to learn, who has ambition and who always gives their maximum effort. I eager to train you because I have the skill and the experience to do so. I am fortunate to be able to match my career passions with my BDSM passions. So if you are passionate then you will find me a good fit for you.
Often I am very comfortable just establishing a connection in conversation with people on here without any pretense of meeting or rushing us into something that is not right yet for either of us. To have this process work correctly takes time and I won't rush the process just to trap you.
Anything I could say here matters less than what we can talk to each other about in a real conversation. Would you add any words to my list above to describe you?
Regards,
How come polar bears do not eat clowns?
Why cows wear bells?
I have borrowed this from another profile here that I liked. They are not my words.
"I found a new appreciation of pain for pains sake, that not always that it will lead to ultimate pleasure, that somtime will be used just for the amusement of a girls screams and whimpers or to relieve anothers boredom."
I am bi-dexterous and ambi-sexual.
I wonder if I could make a new movie - "12 slaves a year".
Stupid is the new polite for some people on here.
Being honest, polite respectful gets seen as a serious character flaw by some people here. I am already wasting too much time with this one person from tonight.
Anonymous tech weenies at CollarMe has given me an eMail timeout for something related to spam but they do not want to hear the details.
So for the moment CollarMe won't let me return eMails to those who want them from me.
11/1/2013 8:01:48 AM: question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you!... My dare done! Now I dare you.
What is it with 18 year old TEENAGERS thinking that have ANYTHING at all to qualify themselves as a dominant? They need to live at least 10 years more before they can start to think about offering themselves as a genuine dominant.
So, but it is just a blatant contradiction to say you are 18 and a dominant.
A masochist walks into a bar and orders a drink...................
I have NOTHING in common with Dirk Diggler.
Was ist neu und spannend?
18 year old teenagers cannot possibly be dominants ever - at all.
Would you like to collaborate on a genuine BDSM book that is oriented towards college and post college people such as yourself? I am inviting you to join me helping to develop characters and advancing a plot line that I already have fundamentally developed.
This book will be FAR better and far more genuine than 50 Shades of Grey.
I am easily found on here any time you want to chat.
Jay Leno on Friday continued his humorous attacks on the White House.
“Let me tell you how bad it's gotten: Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I Told You So!’"
ALL of the pictures in my profile are from Tumblr. NONE are of me.
Once again another CM person has zero maturity and cannot handle a basic, polite compliment.
Just my own personal opinion and it is still barely a free country but for me, it is contradiction for lesbians to enjoy strap ons, at least from a logic point of view.
Another person incapable of accepting simple politeness again on here.
Why are so many people absolutely dedicated to terribly bad manners?
Given some issues with Google Images I have had to change my profile pictures. I will post more soon.
Google Images can be scary.
It is completely crazy on here how some people cannot accept or appreciate polite manners.
Is it inappropriate to dream of a white Kwanzaa?
If you do not want to be a virgin when the world ends please contact me.
If you believe the world is going to end on Friday please leave me all of your cash and near cash valuables so I take of it all in your memory. Regards, Joe
Except for the obvious one the pictures in my profile are not of me. They just show things that I like. It is that simple. Enjoy them all. Regards, Joe
ON this Tumblr page is an almost endless page of really exceptionally good looking gals in very well posed scenes. It is only R rated but still very, very appealing.
I put up several new pictures. I think it is obvious one of them is PhotoShopped.
Be careful of the virus that can snatch all of your Facebook friends from inside CollarMe. You could very easily be outed in Facebook from CollarMe.
Just curious again here.
What distinguishes someone who is an expert in walking vs someone who is not other than maybe a toddler etc? I saw a profile here tonight and they listed themselves as an expert in walking.
I wish CM would add a simple counter next to a profile name with a count of the number of eMails sent to a person here.
Something like R18 S15
Seems like it would be easy to do.
OK folks. I have added many pictures from one particular web sit which I will share if you like the pictures. They here simply to represent some of the things that appeal to me.
There are people on here if I sent them an eMail, a VERY POLITE eMail, saying I was going to give them, no questions asked $1000 they would still delete it. CRAZY.
This was one THE BEST videos I have seen in many, many, many years. Very creative and original
Send me an eMail and I will share with you a profile name that shows the results.
I always report everyone who says they will take money from subs and slaves. Just plain wrong. In fact I am eager to do it.
I will say it again - there is just NO WAY an 18 year old can be a worthwhile Dominant.
Whooooooooooo hooooooooooo. I am finally speaking with someone who is not judgmental, mature, fun and writes proper sentences. Maybe I can change my opinion one person at a time. Any it is nice to see this person here. Quality over quantity.
It defies all common sense that an 18 or 19 year old can justifiably claim to be a dominant. It just is not going to happen.
90% of the people here have ZERO manners and ZERO class. They cannot take a simple, polite compliment.
The few who do have been really fun to chat with.
Hello. Have any local friends been to Paddles in NYC? Any feedback would be helpful.
So a gal writes in her journal how utterly bored and is desperate to want to talk to anyone. I send a very polite greeting and looking to chat. Message deleted. This is why people complain for good reason why CollarMe is a serious waste of time.
In my opinion, there is absolutely ZERO chance any 18 year oid can be a Dominant. Just won't happen.
Why is it that on CollarMe there seems to be a syndrome that being polite is not a good quality for a Dom/Master/Owner. This has happened more than once recently.
How can you tell if a man has good sperm?
'Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.' ~The Dalai Lama
There are some events this weekend at The Crucible in Washington, DC I will be going to.
If you are in the DC area you will really attending these events.
Take a look - http://www.the-crucible.com/cgi-bin/calendar/calendar.cgi
As my Owned slave, without your permission or knowledge, I install in your car an automatic shutdown device along with a Lo-Jack theft tracker to know where you are driving at all times.
On a night where I see you driving in a lonely, dangerous area I shut down your car - dead cold. I send you a text message to strip naked and stand outside the car. I make you wait for two hours for a tow truck to arrive. They arrive to see you standing naked. There is no information you can give the mechanic about the car since you have no idea what happened. I send you a text to tell the mechanic to look in the trunk. You are ordered to follow him and as you see him open the trunk you are ordered to kneel beside him. Inside the trunk are a large variety of toys and devices that he can use on you.
A note is taped to the inside hood of the trunk and the first instruction is to take the large butt plug. You are ordered by text to get on all fours and expose your ass to the mechanic. The mechanic takes the plug and roughly shoves it into your ass. You know not to make ANY sounds as this happens.
The second instruction for the mehcanic tells him to take the two handcuffs and attach one each to your hands.
The third instruction tells him to take you over to the tow hook that has been lowered close to the ground. He has you step onto the tow bar and your feet are spread wide. He takes the large roll of duct tape and your feet get lashed securely to the tow bar. You cannot move your feet or legs.
The mechanic takes a large, heavy steel bar and secures it horizontal to the tow bar above your head. Your hands get cuffed to this bar and now you are spread eagled facing backwards down the road - 100% naked.
The final instructions for the mechanic is to attach aligator clips to your nipples and clit. A large ball gag is snapped into your mouth. The mechanic then uses the hydaulic hoist to lift you six feet into the air. The mechanic gets into his truck and drives away with you naked hanging onto to the tow bar, naked, gagged, plugged for all to see.
Who knows where he is going to take you and how long it will take to get you there.
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master
How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
Who died and left you in charge?
Do your own damn laundry!
And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...
What do I look like, your maid?
I would have you come into a hotel lobby with a box under your arm. You would be dressed in a VERY slutty, exhibitionist fashion where everyone would stare at you. You would go to the front desk, put the box on the counter, open it and read the instructions. One of the many instructions would be to give the handcuffs to the desk clerk and ask to have your hands cuffed by the clerk. There would be a visible large quantity of cash in the box. You ask the clerk to shove all the cash in your panties. You would ask the clerk to phone up to my room and have him or her announce on the phone that "Your slut has arrived."
You would then go to the hotel bar and ask for a large glass of water, a large glass of ice cubes and my preferred drink. You would show the bartender that you would have to take the cash from the front of your pants and hand him a $50 bill. You would make it obvious that you would have to use the ice cubes in very embarrassing ways until I arrived. You would further tell the bartender he is allowed to ask any detailed personal of you that he wants to.
This would be the start of your night with A LOT more to follow.
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On a hot sunny day I would have you jog and exercise for 45 minutes - light white exercise compression shorts and only a t shirt. EVERYTHING is visible. Plenty of sweat and plenty of muscle soreness just enough to get you a 50/50 mix of fatigue and feeling comfortable.
I would have you go to a predetermined old school mens barber shop with just the one older but handsomely enough barber. You would walk in at such time where there several other older men ahead of you but you would be the last customer. EVERYONE would stare at you and you would always make eye contact but never stare back. You would make sure the barber would always be aware of you.
All of the other customers would finish and you would get in the chair. You would let the barber know this is your first ever mans cut because you are leaving for the military soon and one to get a real one before you leave.
You would constantly swing your head and tilt your neck from the exercise soreness. Before he cuts your hair you tempt/ask him if he would be good enough to rub your neck a little before he cuts your hair. You have to work at tempting him.
You tell him all about your ideas and concerns about joining the Navy. He talks to you about all of the great times he had in the Navy and what it was like to be in a MANS Navy and all of the rituals and hazing that went on. You get him to talk about all of the women he and his buddies he fucked on leave. You ask him if he ever fucked a girl like you. The more stories he tells the more he rubs your neck and his hands start to wonder politely.
As he starts to cut your hair he more aggressively starts bump up against you and you start to flirt gently with your hands such as very light finger tip touches. You are now also nervous what kind of job he will do on your hair so you have to calm him down.
So - what do you do to calm him down? What do you do to make sure you get the hair cut you want?
For me I always take a light and polite approach to making an introduction. No harsh or deragatory remarks. No nasty commands or demands. I send brief hellos to people who generally in range of what they are looking for and what I am looking for. Despite excellent manners almost all the time messages get deleted and sometimes I get blocked. So my question is - is there something wrong with a Dom being polite on CollarMe?
So it is still a free country and people on CM are free to explore all they want sexually. Fair enough. But is it more than just odd that I see lesbians who are expert in strap on play? I am not at all disparaging anyone but the math here does not make much sense.
R Rated joke -
How does a basketball player take a condom off?
An email from today (I did not reply) -
Dear God's elect, I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In
my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, My Name is Elizabeth Ali, and am
contacting you from my country MALAYSIA I want to tell you this because
I don't have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open
up to you, I married to Mr.Aabideen Ali who worked with Tunisia embassy
in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005.
We
were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief
illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not
to remarry,When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$
8.5m (Eight Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars) in a bank in
MALAYSIA the capital city of SELANGOR in MALAYSIA Presently this money
is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold
from Burkina Faso mining.
Recently, My Doctor told me that I
would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my
condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the
less-previlaged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going
to instruct herein.
I want you to take 30% Percent of the total
money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity
people in the street and helping the orphanage. I grew up as an Orphan
and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the
house of God is maintained. am doing this so that God will forgive my
sins and accept my soul because this sickness have suffered me so much.
As
soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank
in SELANGOR MALAYSIA and I will also instruct my lawyer to issue you an
authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the
money in the bank, that is if you assure me that you will act
accordingly as I Stated herein.
Get back to me direct on my email address....
Isn't scammer and Ghana redundant?
slrn225533021
You have me blocked.
If you want an explanation un-block me please.
There some specific scenes from The Shawshank Redemption and Papilon that I can relate directly to BDSM how I might use you as a slave. If you want to know more feel free to ask.
slrn225533021
You have me blocked.
If you want an explanation un-block me please.
it has gotten so bad on here lately that giving a very polite and simple compliment can get you blocked. It is very disappointing and a shame on them in my opinion.
Of course many lesbians are justifiably turned off by contact with men on here. It makes sense up to a point but you should not be afraid of all men in my opinion.
Just out of curiosity from the lesbians I do speak with on here have you ever heard of or even been to the Dinah Shore Week in LA?
An old major stationed in Nanking Was really quite partial to spanking He said, S&M Is good for the men And is much better than Wanking
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift Your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air With your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the Day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Louis Burton Lindley - aka ....................
Kiss Me Goodnight Sergeant Major
Kiss me goodnight Sergeant Major, Tuck me in my little wooden bed. We all love you Sergeant Major, When we hear you bawling "Show a leg!". Don't forget to wake me in the morning And bring me round a nice hot cup of tea. So kiss me goodnight Sergeant Major, Sergeant Major be a mother to me!
Bridget O'Flynn, young lady, was that you sneakin' in? Now look at the state of your Sunday clothes Look at your shoes and your new silk hose Why, you've been doin' the rhumba I suppose
Bridget O'Flynn, say your prayers You'll need them when your father comes downstairs
Bridget O'Flynn, where have you been? This is a nice time for you to come in The boyfriend took you for a ride And did the car break down Or maybe you ran out of gas About ten miles from town Did you walk home, look at your shoes, ain't it a sin Faith, your story and your shoes are mighty thin
I'm telling you now just what to do If you have any friends that own a canoe Don't go near the water Bridgy darlin' "Bridget O'Flynn!" "What is It Ma?" When you go out again you'll not go far Faith and last night you went far enough You and your paint and your powder Puff, just wait until your father does his stuff Bridget O'Flynn, I'd just like to bet That you can tell me who owns this cigarette
Bridget O'Flynn, say your prayers You'll need them when your father comes downstairs
Bridget O'Flynn, where have you been This is a nice time for you to come in You went to see the big parade? The big parade, me eye Sure no parade could ever take that long in passin' by Bridget O'Flynn, tell me the truth, thie is your chance There was nothing wrong, you just went to a dance Just keep away from the dancin' hall There's nobody there worth while at all That's where I met your father, Bridgy darlin'
Thank God I am an atheist.
slaves who offer their Yahoo eMail address in their profile are ALWAYS fakes.
Other fake giveaway is - "am new to the site".
It is almost definitely the same creep in Ghana writing 100s of profiles EVERY day from the same computer.
Murry Rothbard;
Professor Hans Hoppe, in his outstanding new introduction to the reissue of The Ethics of Liberty, hits the nail on the head. He contrasts Murray Rothbard with Robert Nozick, a much more famous figure among academic philosophers and political theorists. Although both writers embrace libertarianism (Nozick much less ardently or consistently than Rothbard), their styles of thinking differ entirely. Nozick, according to Hoppe, is impressionistic and given to flights of fancy. Rothbard, by contrast, reasons by strict deduction from self-evident axioms.
Agree with him or not on Nozick, no one can dispute the accuracy of Professor Hoppe's characterization of Rothbard. Although I read Ethics of Liberty for the first time several years before its initial publication, and mistakenly thought I knew the book well, rereading it has punctured my complacency. Rothbard is even more consistent and rigorous than I had imagined.
One illustration must here suffice. As even Macaulay's schoolboy knows, Rothbard grounded his political ethics on the principle of self-ownership: each person rightfully owns his or her own body. Few libertarians would dissent; but few, if any, have seen the implications of this principle so clearly as Rothbard.
To many libertarians, freedom of contract is the be-all and end-all. As Rothbard notes, unlimited freedom of contract, far from being a consequence of self-ownership, in fact contradicts it. Given self-ownership, and acquisition of property through "mixing one's labor" with unowned property, of course, one may enter freely into all sorts of agreements with others.
Unfortunately, many libertarians, devoted to the right to make contracts, hold the contract itself to be an absolute, and therefore maintain that any voluntary contract whatever must be legally enforceable in the free society. Their error is a failure to realize that the right to contract is strictly derivable from the right of private property, and therefore that the only enforceable contracts … should be those where the failure of one party to abide by the contract implies the theft of property from the other party. (p. 133)
You cannot then, sell yourself into slavery. You can voluntarily submit to the will of another; but, should you change your mind, no legal force can compel you to obey another's bidding. Why not? Contract, to reiterate, does not stand as an absolute: only what fits together with self-ownership can be enforced. You can only give away your property, not yourself.
So far, I suspect, most libertarians would follow Rothbard. (Nozick, if I have understood him, would not.) Once you think about a contract to enslave yourself, unlimited freedom of contract loses its surface plausibility. But Rothbard goes further; and here the immense force of his systematic consistency emerges.
Rothbard uses the principle of self-ownership to solve a complicated problem of legal theory. What is the basis for enforcing a contract? According to some theorists, including such eminences as Oliver Wendell Holmes and Roscoe Pound, a contract is in essence a promise. Because you have, in return for a consideration, promised to perform some act, you may be compelled to keep your promise.
A variant of this position holds that a contract leads the parties to expect behavior of a specified kind. They accordingly plan their own actions and suffer loss if their expectations are disappointed. To help ensure that expectations are met, contracts may be enforced.
Rothbard easily dispatches these theories. Both contract as promise and contract as fulfilled expectation negate self-ownership. You may alienate only your property, not your will. Rothbard draws the drastic, though strictly logical, consequence that no promise as such can be enforced. Every legally binding contract must involve a transfer of titles between the parties at the time the contract is made.
The harder you look the harder it is to find.
My own private, little poll here;
Which Kink.com web do you enjoy the most? Just curious.
I am curious to know from slaves, have you ever been made to laugh deliberately at exactly the wrong time by an Owner/Master?
How come cows wear bells?
A sadist walks into a bar...............
Do you want to beg me to stop or beg for more?
I am now living in the Syracuse, NY area.
FOND MEMORIES . 'HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!'
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the
