LordDarkPleasure


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	About LordDarkPleasure Finally an updated profile :) My previous one can be found in my journal. I would describe myself as a more normal of the kinky people on this website. Being Dominant isn't really a need as much as it is my comfort zone, a personality trait that comes out naturally when I am intimate with a woman. I had quite a few subs, and at this point I am quite experienced with the dynamics this usually implies. I understand a sub's general needs, explicit and implicit, although I am still aware that the majority of a DS relation's intricaties can only be discovered via a lot of communication. Personally on the kink side, if I am attracted to a woman I will invariably want to tie her up. There is something about a bound woman that I simply find beautiful. But I need to be attracted or at least respect the woman in question. I bind because I love :) Otherwise I enjoy a variety of play, whatever comes to mind at the moment. Also, I noticed that the more I admire or respect a woman, the more I tend to want to put her in humiliating positions. On the affection side, I get my enjoyment from having my sub feel safe, taken care of. I see myself as her captor when I play, her guardian when I don't. One last thing, I do love interesting discussions. I do. but I litterally suck at small talk. So if you want to talk to me go ahead, I will be super happy! Men on this website get on average one message per month from new people so you'll make my month. BUT, if you want to have a fun discussion, please help providing discussion fodder. All I can use to initiate conversation is the content of your message and your profile. If your profile says little, make sure to talk about something sustainable in your message! Otherwise the discussion will be an exchange of 2-3 short and polite messages and then one of us will get bored. Also since I am still on the younger side I usually am messaged by newish people, and you can ask me questions about anything BDSM related. I know the technical, emotional and safety side of things, and if I don't know about a topic I'm not afraid to say it. A few extra notes: -I called myself LordDarkPleasure when I created the profile almost a decade ago. I regretted it the moment I said my nickname out loud. But I keep it because of message history and friend list. -The picture shows me as gloomy, but that was for artsy purposes. I like to think of myself as a fun person, but I keep the picture because I'm not exactly recognizable on it, and it shows what I generally look like. If you want pictures of my face, just ask.

I got tired of waiting for the pocket version of the 5th game of thrones book, so I went to chapters to buy the monstrously big version. In the store I came across a book where the picture is a woman's feet in high heels and fishnet socks, and bound in white ropes.

Oddly enough, that type of imagery caught my attention. The synopsis seemed kind of cheesy: A woman needs to get her book published, but the publisher will allow it only if he has full control of everything. At this point I figured the story will be either really good or really bad. I wasn't sure if I wanted to risk a 15$ on it. So I told the book "I give you two sentences to convince me to buy you", opened it, and read this:

"Choose a number from one to five"

Nora hated this game. She never knew if she would be getting one to five beatings or orgasms.

...

Well played, book. Well played.

Well I haven't updated my picture in almost a decade now, so I figure that picture would made a nice change.

well I just moved in a 4 1/2 and I might have an extra room to rent. I would prefer a kinky roommate so I don't freak him/her out if I spank someone ;) Its in Verdun, drop a message if you want info

First, dont mind the gloomy look I have on the picture, its the only one I had ;) That pic is more about art than showing Me but hey, you see Me right?

I'm a Dom with relatively low experience in BDSM since I only had one slave before. However, I am an understanding person and well informed about BDSM. My reason here is to chat, and maybe find someone r/l with a similar interest.

My approach as a Top is to reward a Bottom when she's a good and punish her when she's bad. As punishing, I mean something you dont like. However, if you like spankings for example, just act like a naughty girl and you'll get it ;). I'm quite an easy going person most of the time, except when I want something or when you deserve punishment. I like playful moments and I see subs as friends/girlfriends when not during a scene. The most important for Me is that everyone has fun and gets what he likes.

If something here sounds appealing, just send Me a message so we can chat.

wow, I hadn't looked at my profile in a loooooong time. I just realized that my list of interests was huge and bulky to look at, so I removed a lot of them so that was remains would be more pertinent.

I also realized I never updated my description in over 5 years. I suppose I'll do that when I have a moment.

Things you don't want to hear your Top say when you are naked and
tied up

#1: "Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere..."

#2: "Oops."

#3: "Um. You didn't *really* need that, did you?"

#4: "Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?"

#5: "Don't worry. I'm sure there's a locksmith somewhere that's open at 2AM..."

#6: "I promised not to do any permanent damage - but you know, hair
grows back."

#7: "Oops. I *thought* that was the lube."

#8: "Uh oh. If that's the KY tube, what did I just put up your....."

#9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on my interactive website?"

#10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?"
#11 "And this is my German Shepherd, Ralph. I know you'll just love Ralph."
#12 "Oh fuck. You *can* untie yourself from up there, right?"

#13 "Oh shit. You do know CPR, don't you?"

#14 "Heh heh heh. You didn't tell anybody else you were coming here,
did you?"

#15 "I do too know what I'm doing. I've read five whole Gor novels!"

#16 "Now, where DID I put that extra attachment for the chainsaw?"

#17 "Uh oh. If this is the tube of Superglue, where's the KY?"

#18 "Did I ever mention that little fantasy I have about the tennis
balls?"

#19 "Lie very, very still and keep your body temperature low. It
turns me on."

#20 "Oh, um, hello, Officer."

#21 "My real name? It's Bates. By the way, I'd like you to meet Mother."

#22 "No, really. Trust me. I saw this work in a movie once."

#23 "You *said* you could service my pussy.....c'mere, Fluffy."

#24 "You like my straitjacket? Cool; I'm glad they let me keep it."

#25 "Phn'glui mgwlnath Cthulu R'lyeh."
#26 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Huitzilopochtli, didn't I?"

#27 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Kali-Ma, didn't I?"

#28 "Oh mighty Azathoth, accept this sacrifice I offer to You...."

#29 "I'm sorry. Are the voices in my head bothering you?"

#30 "Groovy. This crop leaves colored trails in the air when I swing
it."

#31 "Well golly gee! This is more fun than pullin' the wings off-a
butterflies!"

#32 "Dang it, this is more fun than settin' cats on fire!"

#33 "You don't need a safeword; I'm psychic. My spirit guides tell me what to do."

#34 "You don't need a safeword; it's groovy. I'll just watch your mood ring."

#35 "Oh, um, hi Mom. We were just, um, uh....."

#36 "I'm not crazy. Yes I am. Shut up, all of you."

#37 "Um, I forgot - which one of us was supposed to be the dom?"

#38 "Heh heh. Look, Beavis, a tied up naked chick. Now what do we do?"

#39 "I'm not really a mad scientist. I just want to see what happens."

#40 "I promised no permanent marks, but I bet I can sew that back on."

#41 "You don't need a safeword; I'm a True Master. I've read ALL the Gor books!"

#42 "You don't need safewords; I'm a True Mistress. I have WEEKS of experience."

#43 "I don't use safewords; I'm Betazoid. I look human so They won't
get me. Shh."

#44 "Uh oh. I think it's stuck there."
#45 "I always keep the speculum in the freezer. It's more fun that way."

#46 "If it doesn't fit, it just needs more Crisco. Where did I put that football?"

#47 "Don't worry if your hands go numb. You won't be needing those."

#48 "Did I mention my crucifixion fetish? Now, where did I put those
nails..."

#49 "No one understands me. That's why I killed her."

#50 "Bye. I'm taking off for the weekend. Isn't suspension bondage
fun?"

#51 "Oops. It escaped. I think I see it slithering off in the
corner."

#52 "Darn it, where DID my pet tarantula get to?"

#53 "Did I mention I'm a narcoleptic?"
#54 "You know, the Marquis de Sade was a pansy."

since lots of people have enjoyed the 32 things a sub should never do, I decided to put another funny thing I came across to over the net.

Disclaimer: this is for humorous purpose only, and I dont think things would go beyond step 6 with Me without the sub ending up with visible marks for a couple of days lol! although as long as both partners enjoy what's going on, there's nothing wrong with it :)

How to Punish Your Submissive

First step: Catch her.

Second step: Hold on to her.

Third step: While holding on to her, try to get to your cuffs/
rope/whatever you can get your hands on.

Fourth step: Carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy.

Fifth step: Stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying
to hold on to her)

Sixth step: Catch her again.

Seventh step: Threaten her with bodily harm if she won't stand
still.

Eighth step: Catch her again.

Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she won't stop laughing.

Tenth step: Drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy.

Eleventh step: Secure her wiggling body.

Twelfth step: Take a nap.

Thirteenth step: Choose your paddle/crop/flogger/what ever is handy.

Fourteenth step: Wake her up.

Fifteenth step: Gag her to stop the giggling.

Sixteenth step: Repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with
laughter.

Seventeenth step: Continue spanking till she starts to moan.

Eighteenth step: Give up. No matter what you do you know she's
enjoying the hell out of it.

I finally have some spare time and I'll be around a bit more now, catching up with mails I didnt answer in a while...

Just a note to tell E/everyone that if I dont answer My mails right now its only because I'm busy with exams and job interviews. thanks!

Something I read and found pretty funny:

32 things a sub should never do

1. Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry that the vein
above His right eye throbs.

2. "Quit it!" "OW, Damnit!" "i'm hiding that toy when You go to
work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.

3. "Oh my God, where did you get those. They are gorgeous!!!" is not
considered boot worship.

4. "Ya want fries with that?" "Want me to drink it for You too?" are
not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink
order.

5. Flipping your Master off while your hands are cuffed behind your
back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things.

6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that
will sully the ________ of Master on His toys while setting up for a
session is not a good idea.

7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will
only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffes and make you crawl
for it....repeatedly.

8. "Bite me." is NEVER an intelligent response to a command.

9. Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire,
fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.

10. Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing, Grand Imperial
Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are
comfortable during a bondage scene.

11. Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master
practices His Japanese rope work on you will try His
patience....quickly.

12. Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while Master is
discussing your punishment is not wise.

13. There is no such thing as slave immunity, fee slave day, or the
PMS defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge
will override the verdict. Count on it!

14. Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing
the "Weebles Wobble but the won't fall down" song is not a good idea.

15. Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play
will get you punished.

16. Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh
punishment will only get you more of the same....or worse!

17. "i know You are but what am i?" is not the appropriate response
when called a "raunchy little whore" during humiliation play.

18. Using spreader bars, paddles, or canes for the fireplace is not
a good plan.

19. "Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!" is an unacceptable
remark when Master's flogger slips.

20. When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says He wants to play, He
doesn't mean hide-&-seek...He WILL find you eventually.

21. Calling Merry Maids whe you are ordered to spruce up the place
is not what your Master had in mind.

22. "Faster faster we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing
during a scene.

23. "Oh and You think i am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing
your Master say He is not pleased.

24. During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious
imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes Master" when ordered
to fetch something.

25. Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that!" will not save you.

26. Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"
under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

27. Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack
your Master up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay....BIG!

28. Arguing whether "Master may not be right, but Master is never
wrong" is Zen or Buddist philosophy will only get you rewarded with
kneeling in the corner of a bed of Lego's "to help you consider the
question in quiet contemplation."

29. Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit???" is considered a cry
for help among submissive suicide prevention workers!

30. Reminding Master you are a switch will not get you out of
trouble for ordering Him around.

31. Rolling your eyes when Sir gives you "That look" is not a good
idea.

and last but least....

32. Even if you are fast enough to close the other bracelet of the
cuffs around his wrist while he's closing the first one on yours,
you probably shouldn't.

I do like the lego bed part.... hadnt thought about that one yet hehe

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