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I hope all of the Ladies on this site have a wonderful Valentine's Day. |
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Gott Nytt Ar!! (Happy New Year in Swedish) |
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I saw an attractive Lady spank her kid at McDonalds after
the kid threw his fries on the ground. So I also threw mine
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Carrie and Debbie, I hope that you're providing great entertainment in Heaven. We miss you both. |
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I was looking through my journal and I thought I had mentioned it BUT I'm NOT into corporal punishment with Ladies. I won't use floggers, crops, etc. on them. HOWEVER, I'd love them to use those items on me. And I'm more affectionate than ever. That's affection, NOT intercourse. |
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HOLIDAY GREETINGS
Glaedelig Jul Danish
God Jul Swedish
Gledelig Jul Norwegian
Hyvaa joulua Finnish
Gledileg Jol Icelandic
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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Seen on a bumper sticker:
MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!! |
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else
because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the
unfortunate. |
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REINDEER ALERT!! REINDEER ALERT!!
After all of the automobile races at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway are finished for the year, they then have reindeer races. This year they had an unusual team from the North Pole, supposedly. They are pushed on by a fat little elf in the sleigh while his accomplice reindeer is named Rudolph and is heavy into the rum eggnog.As a result Rudolph has a large red nose. He staggers around like a drunken. stinky fool and the other reindeer call him names and won't him play their games.
NASA MISSION CONTROL has been informed by the Indianapolis Motor Speedway this reindeer team has left the track and is flying out to Northern California. They are cruising at 35,000 feet. We have learned this from trusted reindeer informants Donner and Blitzen. They have told us that Rudolph is tired of the rum eggnog and wants to get some nice full barrels of wine to take back to the North Pole.
NASA is very interested in this entire configuration. We have been told the fat old elf and crew make it to every household on Earth on Christmas Eve. If this is true, this makes our Space Shuttle look like an antique!! We have checked all of our nuclear stockpiles and nothing is missing. Those of us at NASA and the DEFENCE DEPARTMENT need to examine their propellant system and find out what they're REALLY eating at the North Pole!
If you see this group act with caution and contact NASA MISSION CONTROL IMMEDIATELY. Thank you
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I found this piece of advice in Hebrews 13:1-2
Let brotherly love continue. Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers for some have entertained angels without knowing it. |
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AN IRISH BLESSING
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sunshine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. |
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May the love hidden deep inside your heart find the love waiting in your dreams. May the laughter that you find in your tomorrows wipe away the pain you find in your yesterdays. |
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SOME IRISH WISDOM
An Irish Toast: May you be in heaven for two hours before the Devil knows you're dead.
Irish Blessing: As you slide down the bannister of Life, May the splinters never point the wrong way.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get a bottle of stout.
An Irishman is never drunk so long as he has a blade of grass to cling to.
Irish Ale: so much more than a breakfast drink.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Irish Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to Hell so that he will look forward to the trip
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She was the girl of my dreams. She was everything I had ever wanted in a girl. She was attractive, bright, personality plus, and she liked my crazy sense of humor. We met on a Tuesday, by Friday we knew that it was love, and by Saturday we knew it was forever. We were married for twenty nine great years. We had only each other and the cats: no kids, just cats. We traveled a lot. We visited Alaska, Hawaii, Seattle, California, Arizona, Europe, and so many other places. We had fun, lots of fun. We had romance. I got her roses at least three times a year: Valentine's Day, our Anniversary, and Christmas. And sometimes I'd stop and get her roses on the way home from work for no special occasion, just because I loved her. And they had to be salmon, pink, or orange. No red ones ever by her choice. We had so much deep, deep love.
Did we have arguments? You better believe it!! Some days maybe two or three and sometimes none. BUT my parents always told me that you should always go to bed with things resolved. And so we did. We learned commitment and compromise and learning to adjust to each other's wishes and needs. There were many stupid arguments but we stayed together in spite of all of them. We were in it for the long haul.
She passed away sixteen years ago due to a rare liver cancer. In May I'm returning her ashes to Ireland. I have always hoped to find another fine Lady, if nothing else just to date and talk. But the big trouble has always been resolving arguments. Arguments are bad BUT a single argument shouldn't be the main reason for breaking up, especially if you've already invested some good time in a relationship. No!! Compromise and talking things out MUST be the way! And along the way some things you didn't know about the other person that are very important to the other person may come up. And always have empathy, caring, kindness, and sensitivity for the other person.
In my larger family these ideas have worked. My parents lasted forty two years until we lost Dad. My grandparents lasted fifty five years until we lost Grandma and my oldest brother made it to fifty eight years of marriage until he passed on.
In my own life I only hope that I can find someone who won't take off after the first or second spat. Thank you for reading this and May God Be With You All. |
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Seen in a listing: Don't Ignore The Effort Of A Person Who Tries To Keep In Touch, It's Not All The Time That Someone Cares.
True, very true |
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While viewing this site, I recently saw the picture of one of the leaders of my local church. I won't say anything to him or anyone else about it. We all have enough problems. This is one major reason why many of us do not have a picture on these sites. I have often been criticized for not having my picture here. But this is a good reason for not having a picture here. May God be with you all. |
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Seen on two different T shirts
There are three different things you lose as you age:
The first is your memory.
The other two I forgot.
You don't have to be crazy to work here.
They'll train you.
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An old friend of mine is a minister. He recently told me a couple of unusual true stories.
One Sunday morning, right before the service, a minister was informed of the death of a lady church member. He thot it was odd because the family hadn't told him of the loss. He mentioned the death during announcements and from the back of the church came a little lady yelling "No I'm Not!! I'm still here!!" Needless to say,
the other lady was deeply embarrassed.
The minister was doing a graveyard message on a windy day when, all of a sudden, the wind grabbed his notes and threw them down into the grave. The minister literally "faked it" with his message. At the end of the message he looked down and there was a hand reaching out of the grave with his notes. The undertaker had jumped in the grave and retrieved his notes.
Have a Great Day!! |
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Seen on a bumper sticker:
Honk if you love Jesus; Text if you want to meet him. |
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Seen on a T shirt: I'm Tired Of Being My Wife's Eye Candy |
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Yes, i do Switch and i have been a good Sub at times. i enjoy ALL aspects of the Scene and i am VERY open minded. i work hard to bring pleasure and joy to my partner. |
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Seen on a T shirt:
I dream of a society where a chicken can cross the road without its
motives being questioned. |
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Seen on a poster:
TO DO LIST
Say Something Silly
Laugh 'Til It Hurts
Take A Risk
Tell A Secret
Sing Out Loud
Rock The Boat
Shake Things Up
Flirt With Disaster
Buy Something Frivolous
Color Outside The Lines
Cause A Scene
Order Dessert
Get Carried Away
Have A Great Day!! |
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Seen on a T shirt: HERE I AM!! NOW WHAT WERE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES?
Sign on the front window of a tavern
HUSBAND DAYCARE CENTER
NEED TIME TO RELAX?
NEED TIME FOR YOURSELF?
WANT TO GO SOPPING?
LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND WITH US!!
WE'LL LOOK AFTER HIM FOR YOU!!
YOU ONLY PAY FOR HIS DRINKS!! |
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Sign in a fish store: ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE USED AS CRAB BAIT!! |
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More tales from the liqhor store:
A few weeks ago I had a hooker in who was wearing Hello Kitty booties. I thot that this was quite odd. She definitely should give a guy a discount while wearing those in a meeting. Now I have been told that many Asian guys are into Hello Kitty. For them it is a "turn on". Oh well, different strokes for different folks. I guess that it's okay for me to love my leathers so some can love their Hello Kitty.
I also had a hooker or similar wear Sponge Bob Square Pants pajamas into my store. I could tell that they were pj s because I saw the two strings hanging down. There are a lot more people wearing pajamas in public. I don't have a sense of smell so when I smell them, the whole world has already smelled them. YUCK!!
And then there was the seven foot hooker about a week ago. Okay, maybe not exactly seven feet but she did have six inch heels on. She was so VERY thin. If she had drunk red pop, she could work as a thermometer. She was so thin that If a guy got going, she'd probably break in two. And if a guy had an instrument eight inches long, it would probably go right through her. She had a mediocre face but I don't think many guys would ever look at her face. I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing. Of course my own preference is for a Lady with a bit of meat on them with a nice smiling face. Have A Great Day!! Lee |
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I'm a bit old fashioned. I'm very much into the Scene but I'm also a romantic. I love roses and I like to give them on a first meeting. I'm surprised at the number of Ladies who apparently don't care for them. That's sad. But I do and I will continue to give them. Have A Great Day!! |
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I STILL HAVE IT!! I STILL HAVE IT!! Recently I rediscovered that I can still bring a Lady to multiple orgasms while I'm still COMPLETELY covered and NOT exposed at all with no toys being used. It is VERY safe and ddf. Any Ladies within 50 miles of Indianapolis who'd be interested in this, please contact me and have a GREAT DAY!! |
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Seen on tee shirts:
1. I have millions of excuses. Which one would you like?
2, A married man has two options: He can be right OR he can be happy. |
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Seen on a sweatshirt
Dear Dorothy,
Hate Oz,
Took your shoes,
Find your own way home,
Toto
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More Tee shirts
1. Everyone is Entitled to MY opinion
2. Ask me about my ability to ignore complete strangers
3. Looks like you're playing stupid again. Looks like you're winning too.
4. Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for hours |
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I work in retail. We always have to check a person's ID when they use a credit card. I had one a while back when a fellow gave me a credit card with the name "Sharon" on it. I said "Sir, unless you've had a sex change in the last two seconds, I can't use this card." He didn't think it was very humorous.
I had another one last nite when a fellow gave me a credit card with the name "Paula" on it. I said "Sir, you can be and do many things BUT you're definitely no Paula!!" He didn't like that either.
Humor is important to have. Enjoy life!! Remember to smell the roses cuz too soon you'll be under the roses. |
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Another Tee shirt
You Can Agree With Me OR You Can Be Wrong |
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New Tee shirts:
1, My Wild Oats have gone to Shredded Wheat
2. You looked better Online!
3. I've been upset sver since my age became larger than my waist.
4. I'm not short: I'm FUN SIZED!!
5. This is the shirt I wear when I don't care! |
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A couple of neat Tee shirts:
'i'M NOT MEAN.
I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU!!
PICK ONE
A I DON'T KNOW
B I DON'T CARE
Finally, a true story: My fulltime job is at a liquor store. The other day a Lady and a Gentleman came in and bought a lot of liquor. At the end the Lady said "I want sex! I want sex!" The Gentleman and I eyeballed each other, trying to figure out what she really meant. I finally said "Sweetheart, you're a little bit young for me BUT let me know if your Mother is available". She then turned around and said "I need bags for the liquor". She had meant that she wanted sacks, not sex. Oh well, better luck next time.
Have a Great Day! Lee |
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I saw a neat T-shirt today"I'm right 97 percent of the time. Who cares about the other 4 percent?"
Occasionally at work I'll say that something is on sale for a dollar. Or two for three dollars. That's delayed reaction time. Have a Wonderful Day!! |
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I've been told that I am no longer a blond, that I'm actually gray. Darn!! I can't use the blond jokes anymore!! I'm calling it silver:it sounds nicer. I wonder how my twin brother, Robert Redford, does it. Of course he can pay for all of the hair implants and all. Oh well!!
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I occasionally find that somehow messages aren't received by others on this site. This site handles a tremendous volume so it happens.HOWEVER I am good at replying. IF you don't hear from me in a few days, PLEASE send another message. Thank you and Have A Wonderful Day! |
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Another Tee shirt, for those of us where antiquated terms were used in high school:
"My Idea of Social Studies is Going to Parties!". |
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Another Tee shirt "Genius at birth. Slacker by choice".
Now some serious stuff: I think this site is having some trouble with their electronics. I have found two Ladies who never received my messages. I discovered this by emailing one and calling another. One states that some messages have gone to her "filter" altho she didn't set on up. SO I'll keep messaging those I am really interested in. I hope everyone is enjoying the fabulous weather. |
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Seen on a Tee shirt: "I have Multiple Personalities and None of them Like You!" |
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I've FINALLY figured a way that the US can find Bin Ladin and all of his fellow idiots hiding in the mountains of wherever. Simply load up huge transport planes with USED cat litter and dump it all over the place. This is natural biological warfare. After being knee deep in the stuff, Bin Ladin will come out and surrender. Plus it will keep all of this potent stuff out of our landfills.
Do you think I'm kidding? Then you must not own a cat. ALL cat owners know that it will work. |
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Are you bored and not getting any attention? Here's a way to correct that: Go into the fitting room of any large store. Sit there quietly for five minutes. And then start screaming repeatedly: "Blast It! They NEVER provide enough toilet paper in these places!!" This definitely will spice up your life and get you attention. It will also get you banned from stores. So far I've been banned from Two Sears, One K-Mart, and Three Wal-Marts. |
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I love to read bumper stickers. Here are a few:
1. Will trade wife for a beer
2. Will trade husband for chocolate
3. I don't need a higher power. I have a cat.
4.Jesus loves you BUT I'm his favorite!
5.My bartender can beat up your therapist!
6. Beer:Making White Men dance since 1862!
7. I dress like this to frighten away the tourists!
and, finally, one that I had on my van for a long time. I got "half of a Peace Sign" from quite a few guys: When God created Man, She was only joking!
Have a Great Day! |
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Another piece about cats. ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT. 1. When in doubt, cop an attitude
2 Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there!
3. Life is hard, then you nap.
4.Always give generously-a small bird or rodent left in the bed tells them "I care."
5. When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege. |
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I am a longtime cat lover. I got this piece from my vet. It applies to cats BUT it also could be used in Sub/Dom relationships in the scene.
THE TEN CAT COMMANDMENTS
1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2.Thou shalt have no other pets before me.
3.Thou shalt never ignore me.
4.I shall ignore thee whenever I feel like it.
5.Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thee the time of day.
6.Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7.Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8.Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9.Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10.Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.
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I'm a VERY positive person. I am very much for real. I have tons of character and integrity. Sometimes I get so frustrated with negative people. There are many who are always looking for the flaws in others. I'm the opposite: I always seek the good in everyone. May God be with you all. |
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I have been in the scene for a good while now but I'm still frustrated by all of the players. Please NO PLAYERS. I am straight and honest. Sometimes too much so. But I don't have time for players. Playing is for second grade dropouts. Get real! Get a Life!! I repeatedly hear that Ladies wish to be treated decently. I ALWAYS have. I was raised that way: to honor and respect ALL Ladies. It doesn't matter if a Lady visits this type of site:she MUST be treated well with NO vulgarity or crudeness. I'm that way with EVERY Lady but I still run into the players, jerks, and phonies. I'm still looking for honorable Ladies in Central Indiana , within 60 miles of Indianapolis,who wish to be treated with dignity but are still in the scene. |
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I just wish that people would realize that this ISN'T A SEX SITE. Sex is nice BUT the scene involves so much more than that. I have discovered that so-called "experienced" people in the scene are as naive as newbies. This applies to the Ladies as well as the guys.
Whatever happened to those who want old-fashioned romance, humor, kindness, friendship and affection? Are there ANY Ladies in the scene in Central Indiana who want these qualities in a guy? I sure can't find them.
Thank you for reading my rant and Have A Great Day! |
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I hope that there may be a Lady in Central Indiana who can appreciate a kind, funny, Gentlemen Dom who is very much into the scene but is also a hopeless romantic.
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I saw something on Oprah the other day that jogged my memory. I was told the simple fact of Men many years ago and it is something that Ladies should know. MOST men do NOT know the difference between affection and foreplay. When you say that you want a hug, they think you want MORE. This causes countless troubles in countless relationships. I don't think it is innate but guys learn it anyway.
My biggest trouble has always been that I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. I'm extremely affectionate. I love to hug, caress, cuddle and kiss WITHOUT going further, unless the Lady wants it. I've had so many dates when I ask to hug, they think I want MORE. No way! A Lady's body is the most wonderful, the softest, the most beautiful thing God ever created and I adore every part of it. |
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I am EXTREMELY affectionate. I am a hugger, kisser, and cuddler. I greatly appreciate the most wonderful creation God ever made: A Lady's body. I can literally spend hours feeling the smoothness, the softness, the warmth, and the many other fantastic qualities of a Lady's body.
I know the difference between affection and foreplay: MOST GUYS DON'T. I can spend hours in affection WITHOUT going further.
Unless a Lady requests it, I don't do penetration.
The same goes for vulgarity. I don't use profanity UNLESS the Lady requests it. And I will admit that it can add to a scene. |
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I am older which means that I have more experience, maturity, expertise, and consideration. I DON'T do the "Two Minute Drill" with a sub. I am able to bring a sub to climax once, twice, or more times before I have my joy. . I love to see the look on a Lady's face as she comes to climax. I have ways to bring a Lady to climax WITHOUT penetration. I like to make a meeting as enjoyable as possible for a sub. |
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I am a VERY positive person with a great sense of humor. I live every day to the MAX and I thank God for every wonderful breath that I am given. The scene has so many r wonderful features.
I seek someone with intelligence and a sense of humor. I used to drive Dommes crazy because I'd start cracking jokes in the middle of having me tortured.
I don't mind players, as long as we cooperate. |
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I have become more acquainted with the harder more violent side of BDSM. The feelings and sensations are unreal. http://www.collarspace.com/htmlarea/smileys/0002.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> |
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Clarification: I am VERY experienced in ALL parts of the scene. I enjoy being a Hard Dom, a Mild Dom, a Hard Sub, a Great Lover, or a Nice Daddy. I'm very open minded. The scene has so many wonderful aspects which I dearly love. I have lots of new and old toys which I use regularly. I only request that my partner is open to all of the fantastic joys of the scene. |
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In case anyone wonders, I spent time as a child/family abuse social worker. I have heard from various people in the scene who have been abused. I have been giving general advice because I care. The scene DOES NOT need to be known as a place for abusers, sickos, wackos,or perverts. The scene when done correctly is fantastic. |
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I have been in the scene many years. When it is done between two CONSENTING adults, recognizing their limits, the experience is far more wonderful than any drug,booze, etc.
HOWEVER, there are some who think that a Marriage License is a license to rape or brutalize. There are men AND women in jails throughout our nation who have found that the courts AND SOCIETY cannot tolerate such behavior. If you are in such a situation, PLEASE seek help. You are not alone. There are battered family shelters throughout our nation. Thank you and Good Luck! |
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