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Male Dominant, 32, Columbus, Ohio
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Female Submissive, 22, titusville, Florida
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Male Submissive, 26
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About KILOBYTE
What is there to tell?? I belong to the single most destructive force ever to roam the earth.....HUMANITY!!!!!
In addition to My lifetime membership to this elite species I also received:
1) Maleness
(height added at no extra charge)
2) A stupid, often heartless sense of humor
(Get off My back! I don't have the money to upgrade right now!!)
3) A cocky swagger to My step
( I paid extra for that )
And I got all this for the incredibly low price of only $6.99 + 5% MA Sales TX
( $6.99 indicates average cost of 1 Liter of Vodka circa 1974)
Obviously My folks took advantage of each other resulting in Me
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE !!!
My favorite things do do in life.. in their respective order as I present them here today are:
1) Sleep !
( The way I look at it, imagine it more like a double feature being shown on the back of your eyelids, that you did not have to pay to get into, and you never leave it with that soda/popcorn mixture stuck to the bottom of your shoes. )
2) Eat !
( Another undervalued activity that has been ridiculed by society due the to fact that .. let's face it.. in lack of moderation and selectiveness, it makes you morbidly obese if not treated with a steady regimen of afore mentioned activity.)
3) Have SEX !
( What more can be said about this wonderful past time...a never ending effort to sustain an already over populated species.. and as a added kicker, when the mood strikes Me.. it leads itself to a shampooing process through My favorite activities.. rinse and repeat! )
4) LEARN
No amount of stupidity have I ever encountered was immune to a education or well delved into research. |
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