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I've talked to many sub/slaves on here and we've all found it amusing at how many emails they get that start with "ON YOUR KNEES!!" From someone they've never emailed with.
So I thought it'd be more fun if we mixed it up a bit. How are these for openers?
Dear prospective sub/slave:
Stand on your head!
Juggle and whistle the Sanford and Son theme!
Call every radio station in town and ask if they'll play the Barney Miller theme.
Write a letter to your boss and demand more paid time off, but write the letter in yellow crayon!
Belch the alphabet!
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