HelpImaLazyBtch

Help! I am so lazy it's unbelievable. I have no direction in life, and absolutely no goals whatsoever. I have a job, but when I am not working, all i do is sleep. If I'm not sleeping, I'm on the computer. I had a "bangin body" as a male friend once told me... but I have recently aquired lovehandles and back fat. I do not exercise ever, and I eat whatever I want, whenever I want... this use to not affect me, but it is starting to. I need someone that will whip me into shape, literally if need be. I am not looking for sex, I'm looking for someone who is willing to control my life until i can handle it on my own. If you think you could help me, please email me. Age and sex do not matter, as long as you think you can help me. I am willing to relocate.