Guzzi

Currently seeking a female (18-35) to
be engaged as a modern day equivalent of a Maid of All Work in a
unpretentious dwelling located in the Cincinnati, Ohio area.
Domestic duties will be light, as this is will be the home of a
single bachelor, although discipline will be strict within the
confines of pre-negotiated limits. Uniforms will be provided. See
below for further information regarding the position.

About the Master

I am a 35 year old gentleman that will
be moving to Southwestern Ohio in March of this year and will be
instructing at a local university. Will be purchasing a small
domicile for myself and several (actual) pets with about an acre of
land. I live a healthy lifestyle with a minor flaw of desiring a
cigar and an espresso at the end of the day. Experienced in
discipline for the past eight years, skilled in a variety of
displeasures involving striking implements, constraints, obedience
enforcement. Professionally, I am a trauma nurse, giving me a vast
experience in the safety and welfare of the people that associate
with me.

Requirements for the Applicant

A person applying for this position
needs to be of stable yet deviant mind, hardy in character, healthy
is body. Height and weight should be proportionate to accentuate the
atmosphere of the environment in which you work. Must be obedient in
nature and willing to learn under a strict and structured climate.
It must be understood that the applicant will be chastised physically
for either punishment or entertainment. Publicly and in other
various social situations it is expected that whoever fills this
position can maintain poise and attitudes that are congruent with
community standards.