fire1izard

Interesting...I appear to be a scammer.  I wonder how i managed that when it clearly states in my profile I'm not looking for a relationship?                                                                                         

I repeat - Harken ladies....DON'T try to understand men - your brains WILL fry.

OK...It's official!! Men are weird and i'll never understand them!!  How the hell can a total stranger, a man,  be offeded at the mention of 420 when he just asked if i do anal and suck cock well!

I know if i was in a bar and had the choice of asking something of a strange man - i'd go for the damn weed!

Yep, a new peeve....I promise i'll find some decent jokes after this one :P

Please note: The word "dominate" is a verb, not a noun, thus one may dominate.  He dominates, she dominates, they dominate...because they are DOMINANT .

(to) Dominate = verb = a doing word

Dominant = noun = a naming word

Thank you for reading.

Why do people use text shorthand text, like 4 instead of for, or 2 instead of two in their public "About Me" section....I can understand people using it on a cell phone, but why here - It's not like they're short of space is it?

Erm...ok...maybe the next time I show an 87 yr old lady how to attach files to e-mail by demonstrating with my own mail provider, I should hide the mails from CM.   She now thinks I collect the newsletters from a dog homing agency :S

A Short Story

Bathtime

I relaxed back in the warm bubbly water, the scent of lavendar surrounding me, my eyes closed, thinking about you and about recent events with a friend in the House and I began to feel slightly aroused. My fingers slid down my belly, sliding gently into my sex, feeling for my clit as the other hand fondled my nipples, pulling them as wench described, the warm, sexy feeling I was enjoying, intensifying as my fingers moved.

Suddenly the door burst open and I sat up in alarm, my heart racing, my eyes wide in shock to see you standing there, the lock dangling uselessly by one screw from it’s place.

I opened my mouth to speak, but before I could, you reached down, gripping both my upper arms tightly and drew me to my feet, took me in your arms and kissed me passionately, your tongue probing deep into my mouth, your arms tight around me, your body tense as I leaned into you, wondering what was wrong.

Without a word you scooped my naked body from the bath and carried me to the bedroom, taking no notice of my exclamations about getting you wet, and dropped me on the bed. I watched as you ripped your clothes off, seeing your urgent need in your movements, the lust in your eyes as you watched me, your massive erection as you kicked your trousers to one side and leapt onto the bed.

I was hot and ready, already aroused from thinking about wench and how you had watched us both and joined in, and I opened my arms to you, crying out as you roughly placed your hands on my thighs opening my legs wide thrusting your massive, rock hard cock deep into my waiting, hot pussy, wrapping my arms around your back as your head dropped to bite urgently at my breasts.

You thrust hard into me, and I lifted my hips for you, feeling your hands gripping my arse cheeks tightly, lifting me to meet your hard ramming, opening my legs for you, my juicy pussy welcoming you, the inner lining pulsing and throbbing around your cock, soaking it with my juices.

I cried out as you gripped harder, thrusting deep into me, making my body jerk with each thrust, my breasts bouncing, my breathing laboured as I hold on tightly to you, unable to do anything else in the frenzy of your onslaught.

You let go of my arse cheeks and I felt the tingling your hands left behind, felt my own excitement rising as you looped your arms behind my knees and shrugged my legs up over your shoulders, leaning forward to take your weight on your hands.

I cried out loudly as you thrust your massive swollen rod deeper in this position, filling my hot wet cunt with your shafting cock, making me squirm and cry your name with your urgency, and hot need, watching you turn your head to bite hard on my inner thigh, making me cry aloud again, feeling the beginnings of orgasm deep within my body.

I reached around and grasped your tightened balls, fondling them, running my finger against your cock, feeling it shafting into me, slamming into my waiting quim, your balls slapping wetly against my arse. I was almost immobile - I could only move my hands, the force of your fucking preventing any other response from me, the position you held me in rendering me almost totally helpless .

I felt your balls tighten more beneath my fingers, felt your shaft throb in my wet cunt, felt you increase your tempo even faster, harder, as I screamed out - the orgasm taking me by surprise, ripping through my body, sweat beading my chest and limbs as I tried to breathe, felt your hot cum flooding me, felt your body tense as you shafted harder, heard your moan of ecstasy through your gritted teeth as my pussy pulsed and throbbed, milking your hard cock, welcoming it, flooding it with my own juices as I writhed and sobbed beneath your shuddering body, lost in the feelings and sensations flooding my own body.

I felt you thrust one last time as my my own sensations recede, felt you let my legs down felt your hot lips on my shoulders, kissing softly before I felt your body relax on top of mine, felt you arms wrapping around me, and I sighed deeply, holding you close, letting my own body relax, feeling the teeth and hand prints you left on me in your urgency and smiling softly to myself as I stroked your hair softly.

Another story:

I undressed in the steamy heat of the bathroom, my hot, bubbly bath waiting for me, intending to soak in its luxury, when i heard the door open and turned in surprise.

You stood in the doorway, filling it with your bulk, a soft smile on your face and your eyes glowing, filled with love, roving over my naked body, your tongue moistening your lips as you watched me.

I smiled and held my arms open to you and you walked towards me, your hands already unfastening your shirt, the smile on your face tender.

You shrugged off your shirt, dropping it on the floor as you reached me, to take me into your arms, wrapping them about me, enfolding me within them, holding my cooling body close to your warm, broad chest, crushing my breasts aganst the coarse hairs there as my own hands steal around your neck and back, stroking you, exporing your familiarity, rejoicing in the rediscovery of the different textures of your body beneath my searching fingers.

I tilted my head back to look up at you, smiling as your mouth came down on mine, so soft and gentle for one so strong, your lips parted, your tongue stealing gently between my own parted lips, to flick softly against mine, encouraging a response, inviting me to join, to taste, to play and I did - opening my mouth further, sucking on your probing tongue, searching with my own, tasting your familiar sweetness, revelling in your gentle strength, my senses swimming with love for you.

You released me to finish undressing and my skin felt suddenly cold as your arms left my body, my lips felt alone, though my heart overflowed with the heat of the love and passion in your eyes locked on mine and I murrmured softly "I love you."

I watched as you straightened, taking my eyes from yours for a moment to admire your naked body, loving its familiarity, glorying in the sight of your clean straight limbs, the way your hair curled damply on your neck, the way your eyelashes brushed your cheeks, the way your muscles move sleekly beneath the velvet skin of your chest and shoulders as you walked towards me, reaching for me, and I smiled as i saw yout hot erection, your full length swollen with readiness for me and felt myself dampen, my body instantly responding to you, wanting you, needing to feel you about and inside me.

You turned me gently and steered me towards the bath, scooping me up suddenly to deposit me gently in the warm water, climbing in quickly to sit behind me, your legs either side of me, folding your arms about my body, one across my shoulders, the other around my belly, pulling me close against you, your swollen manhood hard against the swell of my behind, feeling your gentle lips on my neck, the soft graze of your teeth as you nibble, the heat of your tongue as you lick the soft skin of my neck, the roughness of your body hair against my back, the strength of your legs outside mine, the muscles rippling in your thighs as you adjust them against mine, loving the feel of your strong arms against my breasts, one under them and the other over the top of them,holding me, as my hands stroke your thighs, my fingernails tracing circles beneath the water, tickling your inner thighs as far as i can reach as i tilt my head to one side, shaking it to sweep may hair away from you, giving your mouth free acces to my neck.

I heard you groan softly as I squirmed back against you, feeling your cock quiver as I rubbed my hips against you, feeling the muscles of your chest ripple as you throw your head back, and I tilt mine quickly to kiss at your jaw, to suckle your skin, knowing my hair is tickling you, my fingernails are exciting you and i moaned softly as your arms move, your hands sliding up my body to cup my breasts gently, your thumbs brushing over my already hardened nipples, sending shivers of excitement coursing through my body, making my clit swell with eagerness, my pussy throb with passion, making me squirm back against you, my eyes closed as I concentrate on the sensations you arouse within me.

I gasped as your arms tightened about my body and you lifted me, positioning me in readiness for your massive cock and I reached behind me to help you, feeling your soft hardess, your swollen balls, guiding you, crying out in pleasure as I feel your swollen manhood sliding into me, filling me, opening my pussy, my hands on your thighs, holding them tightly against mine, the muscles hard as iron beneath my soft hands, my back arched in pleasure, my shoulders pushing against your chest, pushing my body down onto you helping you to impale me, to complete me.

Your hands moved again, sliding down my belly, your strong fingers gently rubbing my clit, making me writhe on top of you, your other hand cupping my breast before your fingers pull at my nipples, first one, then the other, tugging them firmly, twisting them allowing a fraction of your strength to show as I moaned and wriggled against you, my pussy pulsating against your cock, its heat flooding you, enfolding you, worshipping your filling hardness.

I cried out softly as your hand rubbed more firmly against my swollen clit, your voice whispering in my ear, telling me in more than words of your love for me, your enjoyment of my body, the pleasure you feel as our bodies unite as one and I murmur back, telling you of the feelings coursing through my body, the pleasure the mere touch of your hands brings to me and of my love for you rooted deeply within my very soul.

I had to lay my hands on the sides of the bath to keep my balance as you began to buck your hips more puposefully, burying your cock deep inside my willing pussy, your swollen balls hitting my sensetive pussy lips, your fingers rubbing at my clit, pulling my nipples, playing my body like an instrument, making my hips move with you, matching you stroke for stroke, my breathing ragged, my voice hoarse with emotion as i beg you to continue to fuck me, to take me, to make me even more yours than I already am, sobbing inarticulately as you made me feel sensations that coursed through my veins like liquid gold, wave after wave of sensual excitement flooding my soul, controlling my body, my movements, making my pussy throb, its softness pulsing against your ramming cock, gripping it in spasming throbs, as if caressing you from the inside, begging your cock to fill me with your hot cum

I cried out inarticulately as you rammed me hard, your fingers rubbed my clit till my body bucked and squirmed in helpless orgasm, leaning back against your strong body, my limbs helpless as your cock and hands controlled my pleasure, my movements, my very life at that moment in time - my thinking suspended as shock after shock of sheer extacy take over my body, making me sob and gasp, making my hands clutch at your thighs, making my pussy contract violently, trying to milk your cock of its hot seed, feeling my pussy lips contracting agaist your swollen balls, clutching at your arms as they suddenly wrap tightly about me holding me as you thrust hard.

I moaned as I felt your cock throbbing, pressing back against my clutching pussy walls, to shoot inside me, felt your balls pulsing as they pumped shot after shot of your hot cum inside my waiting quim, felt every muscle in your body become rock hard as you held me so tightly against you I could hardlybreath, felt your chest and shoulders moving as you threw your head back, heard your long low primal growl of pleasure as you fill me with your hot jizm.

We both relaxed back into the warm water together. You laid back against the bath, and pulled my body back against yours, your cock still nestling within me, still twitching, my pussy still spasming about it occasionally and I tilted my head back to gaze lovingly into your eyes, whispering "Thank you my Darling. I love you so very much" and I smiled softly to hear you reply "And I love you too, my Dear, but I'n not mopping the water off the floor - that's your job."

So who knew March 14th is Steak and Blow Job day?   Honest! i swear!  Google it!!

I read this today...chortling - right till i got to the last one....

My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine's Day.  She repeats that it's the thought that counts.

Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn't quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here's my list - see what you think:

• Brand new mop and bucket.
  I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn't remember.
• Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
  I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.
• Chocolates left-over from last year's candy box.
  I was thinking of how proud she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.
• Midnight moped ride through the park.
  I was thinking that I'm getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
• Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this -
  I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
• 45 second back massage.
  I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
• Windows 7
  I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

Sorry guys - that last one would have done it...there are some things NO sub/slave should have to endure!

:P happy Valentine's day to all, love fire xxx

I peruse a lot of profiles here and notice many Dominant profiles say things like "i will not contact you - it's the slaves place to beg the Master" 

Hmmm.  An interesting thought Gentlemen, but if a strange woman walked up to You in a bar and did that - wouldn't you think she was a little forward?  

Approaching a strange Male to beg for attention doesn't really seem all that submissive to me....

Oh PLEASE guys...come on!!

WTF kind of brainless question is "Are your breasts large and easily get hard?"  If my breasts got hard i'd shit myself in terror!