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Just a bit of humor:
If you've ever used a sixpack holder as handcuffs You might be a redneck DOM
If your dog runs free but your wallet and wife are on a chain ...
If the anchor rope in your bass boat doubles as a restraint ...
If you've ever used axel grease as a lubricant (on your wife and not the truck) ...
If the gun rack in your pickup has "D" rings attached to it ...
If your dog rides shotgun, the 12 point on the hood and your wife is strapped to the tailgate ...
If your wife thinks the words "hunting season opens today" means long term bondage ...
If you've ever looked at the deer you just shot and immediately calculated the square footage of leather straps you could get from it's hide ...
If your dog is trained to open the pet door for your wife to fetch the paper ...
If you've ever used a long-neck for a butt-plug ...
If most of your toys have budweiser logos ...
You MIGHT be a Redneck DOM! |
