IF YOU MESSAGE ME WITH A ONE-LINER I WILL NOT RESPOND. PERIOD. If you cannot take the time to actually read my profile I will not take the time to actually read your message.
If you are married or otherwise partnered and your significant other would not approve of your "extra curricular" activities, please do NOT waste my time (or yours) emailing me. If you have a woman (or man) at home then you cannot devote the time and attention to me that I deserve. Stay the fuck at home.
Curvy Mistress in search of her boy(s). Must be local or within reasonable driving distance.
Please do not waste my time with online games. I am not interested in online only relationships and endless email exchanges.
If you decide to contact me here's a few pointers:
Do not send me a one-liner. If you cannot come up with something intelligent and well thought-out to say to me then do not waste either of our time.
Do not ask me or tell me about what you can do for me or what you'd like for me to do for/to you. If I do not want to spend time with you with your clothes on, chances are slim that I'll want to spend time with you with your clothes off. I am not a casual "player." I do not hook-up. The quickest way to my blacklist is to ignore this request.
Have the ability to talk about things other than the lifestyle. This is not a fantasy for me. This is a reality that has been integrated into my everyday life. I do have a life outside of this and am not your fetish delivery service.
