DaddyToxin

... I don't normally get road rage, but when I do it's because people REALLY SUCK at driving in this town... I had some stupid dick in an SUV nearly side swipe me into oncoming traffic just so he could make a turn... FUCKING 3 MILES FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD... And there wasn't even that much traffic, so it's not like he wouldn't have been able to merge over to the right lane in time...

I find it very interesting how people assume that just because I have written in my profile what I do means that those things are set in stone requirements for me...

Allow me to set it straight, please:

Just because I have something in my profile doesn't make it law in my eyes. I'm a pretty flexible guy, actually. And I have a lot of different tastes. No, I don't change things to fit a given situation. If I've messaged someone, it's because I am genuinely interested in what they have to offer, and I feel like I have the necessary experience and likes to fit what they are after. I don't just message everything with tits and a heartbeat on this site, I promise. I only message people when I feel like we could have a real connection.

I've started working on my animated journals. I don't know if I'll keep them here or on youtube...

Working on one big one that's going to take a while, and that one could use some help, so ANYONE if you want to send me one or two stories of some negative experiences you've had here on collarme, write me a little story about it and send it to me.

Your story can be anything, ranging from being swarmed with messages within five minutes of signing up, to finding someone that turned out not to be who they said they were, and anything in between.

If you do decide to participate in this, though, please leave out names. I don't need you spamming me nonstop about CaptainSpicyCrotch2011 or whatever trolled you for nude pictures. If you have to give a name make up one. "Bob", "Dick", "Tom", "Hairy", etc.

Was thinking of starting to make animated journal entries to brush up on my Flash skills... And apparently I have a small following of people that like my journal entries here so far.

If you think I should go for it, message me and let me know.

Finished Portal 2 too quickly. It was a great game, and listening to GlaDOS is hilarious.

It's great when people talk to you for a while, acting interested, and then just disappear entirely...

Got back from seeing Real Steel with my family just now... Great movie.

Just heard an amazing quote listening to a podcast, almost choked to death on my jalapenos laughing so hard... "So, you weren't just cock blocking, you were cock intercepting..."

So it seems when spam bots on this site are looking for photos for their profiles, they aren't even bothering to check if the photos match up... Saw a profile today where the age of the person was 18, and yet two of three photos were CLEARLY older than 18, and all three people were very physically different. And then the profile said "if you love my photos that my ex master took of me, go to blahblahblah.com or message me on scammersemail@yahoo.com"... Nice to see that even the spam bots just don't give a shit anymore.

Had an interesting dream last night which I think I would be pretty having come true... Anyone interested IM me..

In the dream, I had a girl that belonged to me. I don't really remember what the dream girl looked like, but that's not really important anyway. Anyway, this girl belonged to me, but she liked to only be submissive at home. Outside of the home, she was bratty, arrogant, argumentative, and at some points even openly hostile. She'd challenge me, ignore me, and even run off to go hang out with friends without asking.

But when she got home, she would be punished for her attitude and disobedience and beg me for forgiveness while I laid her across my lap and spanked her hard. She'd let me do anything to her to make up for being suck a bratty girl, and at the end, we'd both be ok and be happy.

Then it would start again the next day.

I don't know, maybe it's the sadist in me, but I'd love to have a girl that needed to be punished and used hard. And it would be really nice to have a girl that knew that even after a long day, no matter how much we fought, she'd still come back to me and want nothing more than to make me happy, and be completely content in knowing that she belongs to me.

I want to run a little experiment here on CM, and I need at least one girl to give me a photo of herself to use. No face pictures, please, just a body shot. Clothing is fine, but I think that for this experiment, the fewer the clothes you have on the better.

No, this isn't a porn thing, I just want to see how something works here and collect some statistics. The experiment has to do with my previous journal entry down below.

After the experiment is done, I will delete your picture. Your name will not be used, and your identity will not be given away.

Message me for details.

I love how many profiles on here from women talk about how quickly they get flooded with messages upon starting... And yet, I don't think any guy on here has ever had that problem... Ever...

I mean, sure, we get spammed by bots trying to get us to go to porn sites... But nothing from actual women...

I wonder how many of those guys that flood inboxes are actually dominants and not just idiot college boys trying to score a little free amateur porn.

And I mean really dominants. Not assholes who think throwing a hissy fit when a girl doesn't put out makes you somehow their superior... Grow up kids...