Chaos

For all of those people who exchange mail w/ me, keep inn mind that there may be times when I am unable to respond for some time.  Don't get upset, I almost always reply when I can.

Unless you are a spammer, then fuck you  ;)

I honestly wonder why I try and be nice to some people here.

I apologize to everyone for not keeping current here, things have been fairly busy.

Sub/slaves who can shovel snow are likely going at a premium right now

Actually when you think about it...you really SHOULD fear the reaper

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"And into this den of sin and vice,

into that harlot's hell,

strode a gentle maid who was unafraid,

and her name was Eskimo Nell"

It appears there is a whole new crop of fakes today.   This gets old.

I hate it when I get too tired to sleep

Why do people go to all of the trouble to fill out interests then have a blank profile?

That's right, haven't updated in a while.  Deal.

Sheese....AGAIN in which section of my information here does it say ANYTHING about me being submissive?  I continue to be spammed by what appears to be bulk mailing Dommes and Dom couples....and rest assured they are reported when it is clearly spam :)

A day away from work isn't much fun when you don't feel well :(

It's kind of sad, when people you have gotten to know over a long period of time just vanish.

Mental health day from work =P

That's correct, I haven't written anything in a while.  I've actually been trying to push the "get self back to shape" thing, and walking takes up a LOT of time.  On the bright side...attractive ladies in shorts running by are always a good thing :)

All the grass is dying.....but at least I don't have to cut it :)

Put Giraffes in the air

put Giraffes up in the air

put Giraffes in the air

and wave 'em round like you don't care

(or something like that)

Getting back in shape is too much like work.....

The latest round of scammers seem to be the ones that post the fake link alleging to be "proof pics", it's actually a virus.

Yep, haven't been posting a lot lately.  Busyness abounds here....

Ok,why on earth would someone go to all of the trouble of filling out a full profile AND several journal entries and then post pictures of a well-known Porn Queen...and claim they are real? 

I'm still alive....by a little.   No damage, but I have to admit a heart attack is NOT a lot of fun.   lol.

Note to self:  Allegedly windproof dome tents...aren't.  On the other hand, watching it roll around the backyard today was kinda funny.

Heh...I'm finding it amusing that all of the latest incarnations of website scammers take one look at my journal and block me :)

Note to self:  Try and stay UPWIND when waterproofing camping gear with a toulene based spray....whhoooooooo prrreeettty colorrs.........

I had a friend on here ask me how I can usually tell if a new profile is a bot or a scammer. 

It's not too hard, there are couple of things to look for.  First, a screen name that just looks odd, and by odd I mean more like a camgirl. Second, NO profile info, NO journal info.  Third...an obvious model self pic.  It's not hard....

Wow...looks like the spammers/bots are back in force this week.

Trying to get back into some kind of shape....goddam free weights just keep getting heavier.

Goal for 2011:

"To Conquer the World with an Army of Flying Monkeys"

(I'll try and get video)

The more it rains, the less grass gets cut.  I guess I should consider that a Win/Win

I'm a little confused...why do all the alleged Phillipino subs have the same three pictures?  Did someone start a cloning facility there or something?

One more LONG day...state finals tomorrow for choral groups.

I honestly try to be pleasant to all....but SOME of you make me a serious believer in Retroactive Abortion.

This is a new one.....

I generally try and respond politely to anyone who writes, even if they do seem to be unable to read simple english (for instance, exactly WHERE in my profile does it state that I am looking for a Domme?), but I have to admit there are a few who aren't worth the effort.  Today I got a demand from some non-pic posting allegedly 18 year old Tribute Domme for money.  Huh?

When I responded (semi-politely) that "she" was wasting her time, I got back a profanity filled missive that only vaguely resembled what most would consider standard english.  I'm quite glad that my true friend Mr. BLOCK BUTTON is still by my side  :)

I see all the "Come see my free pics!" bots are back in force now....

Life'll kill ya
That's what I said
Life'll kill ya
Then you'll be dead

I got accused the other day of being fake...because I told someone that A) the cam I had does not work w/ Win7 and B) since my daughter was home I really thought it wasn't all that good of an idea to get started on anything right then.  Guess they found me out...I'm actually an alien bent on World Conquest merely pretending to be a Dom to blend in.

I can't honestly recommend it as fun....but 3 days of some kind of flu bug can tighten your belt by 2 notches. Trust me.

If nothing else this 2011, I'm certainly getting a "Report Scammer" button workout.  http://cdn.collarspace.com/images/smileys/0028.gif" border="0" alt="{#}" />

I see the New Year is being greeted by a huge influx of West African Scammers.  How festive!

Still employed. Guess they needed me more than they thought.

Based on the past few days....I would put the odds at about even that by the end of the day tomorrow I will be seeking new employment.

Gonna be a good show either way....at least 2 of my coworkers have annonced they are bringing popcorn.

How many boards could a Mongol hoard if a Mongol Horde got bored?

Just because I looked at your profile doesn't mean we are engaged ya know....

Root canals suck.  Really.

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

Moving sucks........

I was wondering, is it possible that good manners are passe?  I'm not talking about the "so called" Doms who DEMAND obedience from total strangers (though that is kinda stupid in itself), I am talking about rudeness.

I sent a "good luck" message to a sub who's profile and picture caught my eye.  I was NOT inquiring if she would be interested, and I made that clear from the opening paragraph.  I was simply complimenting her and wishing her luck in her search.
What I got back was a "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" message.  hmmm....

Now, I have no claim on this girl as a Master, so that is not the issue w/ me.  What IS the issue is simple courtesy.  I was wondering...is it too much for me to expect a polite response to a polite note?

It is ass clowns like this (both D/s) who give everyone a bad feeling.  For the lady in question....please go away.  Your lack of basic manners will doom you to a fruitless search here.

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