I'm 4' 11", have three remaining teeth, two on the top row & one on the bottom. I'm balding, but what I lack in hair on my head I make up for with ass and back hair which I comb up and over the top of my head for the world's coolest comb-over. I’m grossy overweight. My 3 7/8" dick bends sharply to the right, at least the last time I could see my dick without a mirror it did. I like women who can type fast when they have cyber sex, 'cause I usually only last 2 minutes on a good night. I like calla-lillies and moon-lit walks and am looking for a height/weight proportionate female sub, preferably super-model material.
I may be a little slow getting back to you; my inbox is over-flowing with emails from women who are just interested in my physical appearance.
If you've read this far, you obviously don't mind a little sarcasm. Here's the real stuff: I'm a former CIPEX board memember and my submissive served 2 years as the secretary of CUFFS at Iowa State. (If you have questions about either organization, we enjoy talking about both groups.) We are a fairly well known couple in the central Iowa BDSM community and enjoy meeting people who are interested in the BDSM lifestyle; new people always seem to have an energy that is refreshing and rejuvenates our own relationship. If you're from central Iowa or find yourself in our area, drop us a line. We are always open to meeting new people.
