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Special Deliveries from the CM Postman: (with my replies):
"I am seeking selective applicants to be trained"
Ohhh, pick me, pick me, Where do I send the nekkid pictures?
".......I expect one who wishes to earn my collar to be free of outside encumberances, to better devote themselves to my service......"
So keeping the redneck Ken Doll and the Cabbage Patch kids is out of the question???
"I am an experienced Master seeking the right submissive/slave....."
So what happened to all the ones you just practiced on, Mr. "experienced"? They run away??
"I will be your guide, your mentor, your teacher; the keeper of the keys to unlock your true inner submission and set you free in the pleasure you desire"
Humble bastard, too, aren't ya? BTW, the lights went out at Castle Realm a few years ago.
"Do you know how to take blood pressure? Do you have a blood pressure cuff? Are you on yahoo or Skype?"
You forgot to take your medication again, didn't you?
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No, I'm not real. I'm last years orphaned love doll; it's lonely here in the back of the closet...