*****Please only contact me if you are a switch or a submissive. I am also looking in the general age range of 28 to 40*****
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Moderately insane, relatively immature and short on attention. Fortunately, the pharmaceutical companies make wonderful pills that allow me to maintain contact with the general public. My sense of humor ranges from sarcastic to moronic. If you can't laugh at yourself, you are far too serious.
My chronological age betrays my maturity level. I'll be the woman who is often dressed far too young for her age. I'm just not ready for elastic waistband pants and flowered shirts ~shudder~.
I rarely cook, love to travel, smoke like a crackwhore on occasion, drink rarely, and get distracted by shiny objects. My hair color, length or style can change on a whim and without prior notice.
I am "looking" for nothing more than friends. Anything else will occur if it is meant to. I do not believe in love at first sight or soulmates. Clingy men drive me insane. Controlling men drive me to run them over.
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Apparently I need to elaborate. I list myself as domme because I was tired of the doms emailing me. I am actually a toppy switch. However, the chances of me bottoming are slim as I haven't met anyone yet that I was willing to give control to.
I'm not looking for a slave. I do not wish to micromanage anyone. BDSM is sexual to me and separate from the rest of life, not the focus of life. If you cannot go through your day without getting an okay for most everything you contemplate, then I'm not the person you are looking for. If you can manage to have a conversation other than BDSM and are interested in activities not involving a sexual or BDSM context, then we may get along.
Please do not email me with vulgar sexual comments. It will get you deleted and blocked. If you cannot interact as a human being, I'm not interested. I also despise "form emails." They are very obvious and it will also get you deleted and blocked. A picture on your profile is also a bonus.
