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Shamelessly taken from my OKCupid profile. If you want to know my kinks message me.
And no that's not a sock in my pants. Yes, I'm well hung.
Born to a poor family, clawed my way up through this stinking valley, until I finally broke the joint, and now I'm here to stay. I love life and enjoy it to its fullest. I'm successful and happy. I've never conformed. I frequent coffee shops but never buy coffee. I enjoy a good steak, a fine drink, and a good laugh.
I spend my time looking for the good side of people and situations, and I mostly find it. I have, in fact, eaten a single pringle, then stopped. I have a sense of humor, and I prefer to spend my time with people who like to laugh and can make me laugh, too.
And yes I have a real profile and real photos and I'm real person with a face and everything. Express interest and I will happily provide it all to you...
I have built up my career to the point where I'm quite happy with how things are running, and I'm looking for new challenges. I enjoy creative projects and things that redefine my comfort zone.
I'm pretty good at having a great time, no matter what. This means I tend to not be afraid of new experiences, because I know no matter what I'll find a way to make it enjoyable. That's how rimming was discovered, I bet.
The six things I could never do without:
Mission burritos. Camera. Bottle opener. Free time. Walking shoes. The slaughter of little children. WAIT! That was a typo. I meant laughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
That despite my tough guy exterior, I have the heart of an innocent child. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
I want to make out with Velma from Scooby-Doo. And Daria. At the same time.
You should message me if:
I'm looking for something as short as a weeklong fling, up to ideally a long term relationship (I'm not going to let my search stop me from having fun). But regardless of duration, I'm looking for compelling, interesting, funny, and stimulating people to spend time with. Both out of the bedroom, and hopefully, ultimately, if the stars and planets align just right -- in the bedroom as well. The kitchen works well in a pinch, too.
Don't be afraid to contact me. I created this profile to entertain myself, and I love getting contacted about it. So step up.
Yes, I'm one of those guys who may click on your profile two or three times perhaps, but hasn't mailed yet. Don't take that as a sign. It just means I'm masturbating, and I'm no good replying with one hand. (EDIT: if you think I'm serious about that, perhaps our senses of humor are not compatible) |
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