The Horrors of Fur Affinity.

I know it's anatomically correct for an equine but....

sableantelope — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 02:38:47 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9046887/

Panty boobies....I......

This guy can see the spirits of the undead! :o

alex_dachshund — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:38:05 GMT

Not sure if this is a fail post as it's not very WTF-worthy, but my friend showed me this guy's gallery:

www.furaffinity.net/view/5847930/
www.furaffinity.net/view/5847741
www.furaffinity.net/view/5847849

'Cause, you know, dirt on the camera lenses and lenses flares = spirits of the undead. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's high.

And his profile info:

".... I work in the animal carefield as a groomer's assistant and a kennel tech. 27 and definitely looking for a mate or two (male wolves, huskies, or malamutes)...."

:S

FEEL THE CUTENESS

plasm1d — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:32:45 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/5105416/

"Butterfly Lunch"

teahound — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:13:33 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2380489/

My icon is getting far too much mileage here.

Hrm.

pheslaki — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 02:05:12 GMT

Ok, this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2379696 is lulzy in the sense it appears to have been drawn by a talented 6 year old who's deeply into sparkly ponies (and merman titties).

And this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2377851 The tiny feet! The tumor-like abs! The lopsided arms! It's like something Dr. Frankenstein would create after a helluva bender.
Even better, I just noticed it's marked mature.

And this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2371647/ That the tears make it look like her eyes are melting is only classed up by the markers and notebook paper execution.

Intrigued, I checked her profile to see if she was in fact a first grader or just severely mentally retarded. Her profile is quite an amusing fustercluck. Maybe it's just me not being around people like this very much, but I was laughing my butt off.

The name's Wolfgirl. Don't expect me to be 'mature' okay. I can get pissed off easily too so y'all DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!! I'LL BITE YOU BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!! o_o
Don't worry, I'll be nice IF YOU WILL! ~>=U I also don't like to be lectured too much. I feel like I'M the alpha female and a princess! So PH33R ME!
And I wish I can stop doing this but sometimes when people keep messing up on me......I understand and already know that no one is perfect, well neither am I. But somehow, UGH! I hate being such a perfectionist!! T_T

Unlike most Americans, I'm TOTALLY into drawing anime/manga and video games related things and sooooooo good at it! ^_~ wink.gif

I'm also into the 4 elements and even mixtures of it! Like for instance, lightning is a mixture of fire and air since it came from the air and when it strikes a tree, it catches it on fire. ^_~

I also like animals too, mostly wolves and fantasy creatures of course.

And I also like being random. I'm also into gothic horror and even male suggestive themes.....like yaoi! ^-^

Mostly I'm into dark humor, satire, crude humor, abstract humor, sexual humor, random humor, surreal humor, slapstick humor, etc. And for those of you who hate me, FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PATHETIC SOULS GET EATEN BY JEDAH DOHMA HIMSELF AND THEN GET SODOMIZED BY DEMONS AND GET YOUR BODY EATEN BY Q-BEE AND GET YOUR BONES EATEN BY BOWSER IN HELL!!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ But for those of you who love me and like me, thank you and blessed art thou! ^__^

City: Can't tell you!

State:Texas

Hometown: Wolfen Castle

Country: United States

Occupation: Rose gardener, artist, warrior princess, elemental conjurer

Interests and Hobbies: rose gardening, drawing and coloring anime/VG fan pics, wolves, yaoi, male suggestive themes, random stuff, being random, gothic horror, fantasy, martial arts(yes! I do Tae Kwon Do in real life! ^~), elemental magic(offensive and defensive. I'm not a wiccan though, nor do I worship Satan or any of that crap!), having sexual thoughts about Siegfried Schtauffen from Soul Calibur series, animals, mythical creatures, my babies(that's what I call my 3 dogs. ^_~),etc.

Favorite Movies and Shows: comedy, horror, fantasy, splatter, anything that doesn't suck...SERIOUSLY!!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Xavier:Renegade Angel, The Simpsons, Family Guy, some anime shows(just the ones that interests me though so don't think I seen ALL of it.=P), Drawn Together,etc.

Favorite Music: Viking Metal, Black Metal ,Pagan Metal, Melodic Death/Gothenburg, Ambient, Grindcore, Industrial, gothic, video game music, new wave, rave, techno, anything that doesn't suck!

Favorite Books: How to Draw anime/manga books

There a few journal entries too, it's hard to tell - trying waaaay to hard to be random? Actually this delusional? Troll?

extra ordinary

kimbyfox — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:55:29 GMT

ok... so... technically cheating but i thought this guy was a "special" enough case for here

also i feel good about my comments c:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2378895/

teahound — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:54:08 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2378557/

...What exactly is going on here...?

Breeder?

ratchet_fox — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:46:15 GMT

Ok maybe not that wtf

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2378292/

Ok so she's employed to do that? Why?

Id love to see her job description, D:

PREPARE YOURSELVES.

anuvia — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:23:56 GMT

This is just...disgusting.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1540228/

-The comments on this one amuse the shit out of me XD

AND MOAR

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1520561/

Annnnd, for extra lulz, just look at the rest of their gallery:
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/urikire/

My childhood...

xsilentxreaperx — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:35:52 GMT

again.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2377095/

What would you DO with such large boobs?

rolacus — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:21:07 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2376838/

You heard the question! What would you DO with such large boobs? (note: not do, but DO)

I dare you all....
I dare each and everyone of you to actually comment on his pic and say what you would do with such giant, ridiculously swollen, shiny-nippled, titty bags. Go on! Do it! (and I don't mean flame)

ZERIARA ON ARM!!!!!

shadow_wolf_x — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:14:53 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2340899/ NO WAY!!!!! lol zeriarra is pissed bout it lol! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2376162/ the one on the bottom is a girl? :-O http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2376138 wth is this!! and everyone keeps askin why i hate psychweasel. its cause he is a jerk and is mean to people for no reason!! every time i see his comments there always mean. he deserves to be made fun of!!

Shut up, dammit.

pheslaki — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:53:32 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2375163/

Full disclosure, I feel the exact same way about the so-called dawn chorus.

talakestreal — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:20:45 GMT

I don't know about y'all, but this scares the crap out of me. o.0

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2373206/

zeis_montero — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:21:18 GMT

Let's play a game!

If you have an FA gallery, go through the list of people who watch you, and find the freakiest, weirdest, or crappiest thing you can. Post it here.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/flamegyser/

Check out the series of shouts from 'Macgyver,' then go to his gallery and read the ones left there by Flamegyser.

Also check out Flamegyser's age. Eww.

I dunno what a "tounge" is ...

orthanphyle — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:13:42 GMT

... but I have a feeling it has to do with misshapen breasts morphing into one entity and having one's vagina as a bellybutton.

Not to mention the rimming of a stallion.

(If this has been posted before, my apologies.)

occultagony — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:42:05 GMT

A friend of mine brought this to my attention. It's not very WTF-ish, but it is kind a funny in a sad way.
"I might be feeling better now... crap!"
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/768495/
That's what I'd call a true emo. Apparently it is bad to feel good.

Well, I'd give anything to start feeling good after decade of mental issues. Kids these days 8D

Also related:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/764661/

Cleavage vore?

arcoon2658 — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 06:43:06 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2369069/

Okay, now we know they've run out of orifices.

ATTN: You do in fact need your sternum. Put it back please.

zeis_montero — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:14:08 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2369074/

At first glance, it's pretty ordinary as far as furry porn goes. A white cat about to lick a large pink lion penis. But let's look closer.

The white cat seems to be sort of...I don't know how to describe it, all I know is that there is something very, very wrong with his entire head. It looks like he's unhinging his jaw, he has no teeth (though I guess that's a plus when you're giving blowjobs), and he generally looks sort of...gaunt. Mummified. Maybe he's sucking away the lion's life force through his dick, it's the only way I can explain why the lion looks like he's aging before our eyes.

He's a cock vampire!

Wat.

whitetomger — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:59:39 GMT

Snake nipples? D:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2368654/

N-Nipple yiffing?!?

winail — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:27:45 GMT

www.furaffinity.net/view/2349924

The fuck is this shit?

What's the blue stuff?

pheslaki — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:59:50 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2366289

I dunno, something about the blank, uncaring expression on the orca as all this crazy shit is going on inside her made me laugh.

Yes I know you hate Obama

kitstaa — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:15:26 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/771418/#cid:6369362

But isnt this going WAY too far?

pharanx07 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:18:07 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2366865/

BRB....LMAO

psychweasel — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:43:33 GMT

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2366791/ uhm.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2366795/ lens flare. not always awesome.

ffffff-- http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ran-dom/ their whole gallery is nothing but a massive lens flare.