Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in Continue reading →

Justice David Jerkoff Shitsack Prosser Chokes Woman Judge

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger Continue reading →

Georgia Fucks Up Farmers by Running Off Mexicans

georgia pictures Way to go, Georgia dipshits. Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State Continue reading →

Liveblogging Obama’s Speechificating on a Hot Summer Night

So, what are yall up to? I’m listening to a capital murder trial with a super pissed-off Nancy Grace and Continue reading →

All Grown Up and Going to Medical School

Yaaaayyyyy, Alexa!!!!  I’ve been quiet on this front, but life is popping in the real world.  My beautiful daughter Alexa Continue reading →

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to Continue reading →

Everybody Still Hates Scott Walker

me all over pictures Ha ha! A judge has spit all over Wisconsin Governor Lyin’ Scott Walker. The Republicans violated Continue reading →

Cantor Can’t or Biggest Douche Evah

I could pop a forehead vein with a lot of bitching.  I read an excellent article on psychopathy yesterday. But Continue reading →